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dg-in-centralpa
09-19-2004, 12:13 PM
1. All the DNA is the same.

2. There are no dental records.


DG - once had a WV guy for an uncle

Fasteddy7
09-19-2004, 01:27 PM
dg, how did you like the college girls in the mag you got this joke from?????lol

dg-in-centralpa
09-19-2004, 02:18 PM
This was sent to me, so I didn't see the college girls. Do you have a link to it?

DG - always willing to look at girls, at my age that's all I can do anymore

cueball1950
09-19-2004, 10:13 PM
Hey DG..... Did you hear the one about the 2 blondes that walked into the office building...They did'nt see it....lol...............................mike

dg-in-centralpa
09-21-2004, 02:43 AM
Yeah, they were my cousins.

DG - I've got two blonde cousins that fit the stereotype

highsea
09-21-2004, 06:36 AM
The nice thing about rednecks is you can find them everywhere.

Conversation from "The Immigrants"
starring Buddy Ebson. (j/k /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif)

[ QUOTE ]
"Where ya from?"
"The Urals!"
"The Urals? Do ya know the Fedayavich's?"
"Why sure, Natasha Jean's a good friend of mine!"
"She is?? She's my cousin!!!"
"Whatchu gonna do when you get to America?"
"I'm gonna get me a '56 Ford and put it up on blocks right in my front yard!"
"Hey you! Get offa that fuzzy duffle bag!"
"That's no duffle bag, that's my Grandma!"<hr /></blockquote>
...and so, as the sun sank slowly into the west, their ship entered New York harbor.



A sharp-eyed hillbilly lookout spotted land......CRUNCH!.....But didn't think it was important enough to mention....