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rackmup
05-15-2002, 05:43 AM
...attempt to avoid the label of "CCB ADDICT." This monster that has taken over my computer is one that I cannot beat on my own. I realize the problem and need help. It's just not as easy going "cold turkey" like others (who don't suffer from CCB addiction) might think. All day, I wonder "Is there a computer nearby?" This craving drives me home for lunch, where I see my computer sitting there, like a lady of the evening in a short skirt, her legs crossed and as I glance in her direction, she wets her lips slowly with her tongue and purposely...slowly...uncrosses her legs...they are slightly open...I am now staring and suddenly...

...OH MY GOD! IT'S A GUY IN A DRESS! AAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Hallucinations are a serious side-effect of CCB addiction.)

Have a good day everyone. I'm going to work.

Regards,

Ken (hanging tough at 399)

Doctor_D
05-15-2002, 05:50 AM
Good morning Pookie:

I can refer you to a good psychiatrist in the Dallas area. I do believe that it is time my dear.

Dr. D.

Lester
05-15-2002, 09:18 AM
Ken I think you just might have more "issues" than reader's digest. ha ha ***Lester***