View Full Version : What Happens To You If You DON"T Play Pool ;-)

05-15-2002, 11:21 AM
A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well-dressed gentleman on the street.

"Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?"

"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.

"You are not going to lose it in some pool game, are you?" asks the gentleman.

"No way, I don't play pool," answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money on hunting stuff, would you?" asks the man.

"Never," says the bum, "I don't hunt."

The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly.

While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.

"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"

"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble, play pool or hunt."

Cueless Joey
05-15-2002, 12:08 PM

05-15-2002, 02:25 PM
I'm finding out right now. We'll see how I am in a month. Hopefully dying to hit balls so bad I can't stand it.

Kato~~~unscrewed his Predator due to anger and frustration