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10-03-2004, 02:55 PM
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly
her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once.

We need more butter.

Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK!

Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?

Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him.
"What the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied,

"I wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving !!

DG - wifey knows better than to complain

10-03-2004, 04:06 PM
I heard a country lyrics the other day this post brought to mind, "It's hard to kiss the lips that's been chewing my a$$ out all day". I thought it was funny, but I am easily humored...sid

10-03-2004, 04:22 PM
I'll have to listen for those lyrics. That sounds like a good one. Are you going to the Breeders Cup? Pat Day was just at our local track this week signing autographs. Heckuva nice guy. I got a few from him.

DG - Day also rode two races at our track(Penn National)

10-03-2004, 05:00 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr> I'll have to listen for those lyrics. <hr /></blockquote>
It's a song called "It's Hard to Kiss The Lips At Night" by the Notorious Cherry Bombs (aka Vince Gill, Tony Brown and Rodney Crowell).

Here's a partial clip:

or tune in to KHYI radio at www.khyi.com (http://www.khyi.com) and listen for it, hearing lots of other good tunes while waiting. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

10-04-2004, 04:36 PM
Thanks! I'll give it a listen when I get chance.

DG - hates country except for crossover like Charlie Daniels, etc.