Deeman2
10-05-2004, 09:57 AM
For those younger players among you, many of us, through years of experience have learned a few things about bar pool and some unofficial rules and observations. I thought we could share a few with you so you don't have to learn by rote, as we did.
A) Never say "Nice Prison Tatoos" to any woman in the bar. Some take it a compliment, some don't!
B) Never ask, "Where's the chalk?" It is a State law that new chalk not be sold to taverns.
C) Never ask, "Where's the Bridge." If they had one, it would be called the Crutch.
D) Plastic Rack (cost $1.99) = $1.00 long necks
Wooden Rack (cost $3.99) = $2.50 long necks
No Rack (cost $0.00) = Free Red Necks
E) Don't assume the guy with the Harley tatoo's and Hell's Angel bib coveralls even has a motorcycle.
F) While the term "felt" may be a faux paux in referring to cloth, it is perfectly descriptive of the tips on bar sticks.
G) Don't assume the quarters you just laid on the rail still belong to you.
H) Never, Ever go into the restroom right after a drunk staggers out.
I) Don't assume she wore that open topped shirt because she didn't think she'd be playing pool!
J) Never ask a drunk how he got that way.
K) If you use a house stick to break, no one will know what that sticky substance is and fear will soon ensue.
L) Never prop your cue between the table and restroom.
M) If the barmaid brags she won both the wet t-shirt contest and the annual armwrestling event, don't plan to show up for either.
N) Don't comment on the big guy's "Ride a Cowboy" T-shirt, let sleeping dogs lay.
O) No one else cares that the clock is set 30 minutes slow.
P) In a Southern bar, "Whitey" may not mean the cue ball.
Q) Try no to look too closely at unshaved legs under pantyhose. Just imagine your'e visiting France for a night.
R) That smell is probably not you.
S) Don't eat anything cooked by a guy named "Bubbles."
Add your own........
Deeman
who's wife just won the tight jeans contest.....really
A) Never say "Nice Prison Tatoos" to any woman in the bar. Some take it a compliment, some don't!
B) Never ask, "Where's the chalk?" It is a State law that new chalk not be sold to taverns.
C) Never ask, "Where's the Bridge." If they had one, it would be called the Crutch.
D) Plastic Rack (cost $1.99) = $1.00 long necks
Wooden Rack (cost $3.99) = $2.50 long necks
No Rack (cost $0.00) = Free Red Necks
E) Don't assume the guy with the Harley tatoo's and Hell's Angel bib coveralls even has a motorcycle.
F) While the term "felt" may be a faux paux in referring to cloth, it is perfectly descriptive of the tips on bar sticks.
G) Don't assume the quarters you just laid on the rail still belong to you.
H) Never, Ever go into the restroom right after a drunk staggers out.
I) Don't assume she wore that open topped shirt because she didn't think she'd be playing pool!
J) Never ask a drunk how he got that way.
K) If you use a house stick to break, no one will know what that sticky substance is and fear will soon ensue.
L) Never prop your cue between the table and restroom.
M) If the barmaid brags she won both the wet t-shirt contest and the annual armwrestling event, don't plan to show up for either.
N) Don't comment on the big guy's "Ride a Cowboy" T-shirt, let sleeping dogs lay.
O) No one else cares that the clock is set 30 minutes slow.
P) In a Southern bar, "Whitey" may not mean the cue ball.
Q) Try no to look too closely at unshaved legs under pantyhose. Just imagine your'e visiting France for a night.
R) That smell is probably not you.
S) Don't eat anything cooked by a guy named "Bubbles."
Add your own........
Deeman
who's wife just won the tight jeans contest.....really