View Full Version : Dog eats penis mistaken for chicken neck

10-06-2004, 09:02 AM
05 October 2004

BUCHAREST: A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

10-06-2004, 09:41 AM
Silly old fool. Everybody knows you should choke a chicken.

9 Ball Girl
10-06-2004, 11:26 AM
Bahahahahahaha! If that ain't crying "fowl" then I don't know what is! Bahahahahahaha!

Wendy<---wondering if the old coot ran around like a chicken without a head...Bahahahahahaha!

10-06-2004, 12:01 PM
ROTFLMAO! I do not want to sound unempathetic here, but as a woman I just do not understand how you can mistake your body part, and a vital one at that, for a chickens head! What kinda drugs was he on?

Anyway, I have ALWAYS maintained that this was the mistake Lorena Bobbit made. I would have never trown it by the stop sign...it would have gone strait to the dog! /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif

10-06-2004, 03:04 PM
Stupid people should not reproduce. How can you mistake Mr. Happy for a chicken neck?

DG - lmao