View Full Version : Gasp! A Blond Guy Joke!

9 Ball Girl
10-24-2004, 06:50 PM
It's about time!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I
get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off
this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage,
and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to
him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife.

The blond's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

10-24-2004, 07:28 PM
LMAO! The title had me doing it from the begining, but the punch line..........ROTFLMAO!

10-24-2004, 08:02 PM
Ha Ha Ha, good one I liked that. LOL

10-25-2004, 05:12 AM
Hey 9ballgirl, do you know why the bride always wears white?
Because the dishwasher is supposed to match the stove and the refrigerator.

I know I've got a smack coming for that one. Save it for me. I'll see you around. Oh, and here's something for your car.

http://www.hoosierdaddy.com/Blondestar2004%20by%20Elic%20M.%20Thomas.If%20made %20youlaffpleasedonate$1tomypaypalact%20jamt@compo rium.net%20thanks.mp3

10-25-2004, 07:16 AM
OMG Chopstick! LMAO! /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

9 Ball Girl
10-25-2004, 08:10 AM
I can't see it here at work so it'll have to wait 'til I get home. I did notice that you said car. Speaking of cars, I've always wanted to have my own car wash. I can see it now, Wendy's Carwash: Where Only The Cars Wear Bras... Bahahahahahaha!

Wendy~~~saving a smack for ya! /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

10-25-2004, 08:46 AM
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thanks for the visuals, reminds me of a scene from "Cool Hand Luke" /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif