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PQQLK9
10-27-2004, 06:56 AM
Posted on Wed, Oct. 27, 2004

OUTFRONT


New expert in search for bin Laden

DOUG ROBARCHEK


Big news in the war on terrorism: President Bush, who promised he would not rest until Osama bin Laden was brought to justice, announced today that he is turning the search over to "perhaps the most experienced seeker of evildoers in the world today."

Bush said he has deputized O.J. Simpson to continue the hunt for bin Laden. Simpson, who himself has promised never to rest until he finds the real killers of his ex-wife and her friend, said he will combine that mission with the search for bin Laden.

"I have reason to believe they may be hiding together," Simpson said.

Bush said, "Let the word go out from this day forward to Mr. Ben Laudanum and the rest of the terrorisms: There is a bloody hound -- a bloodhound on your trail. You are not safe on any golf course in America."
http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/news/columnists/doug_robarchek/10024030.htm

Cueless Joey
10-27-2004, 07:56 AM
Why not just hire an Amway recruiter?

hondo
10-27-2004, 11:19 AM
Or Jehovah's Witnesses?

Wally_in_Cincy
10-27-2004, 11:52 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> Or Jehovah's Witnesses? <hr /></blockquote>

or Blockbuster. They could find him.