Voodoo Daddy
10-30-2004, 06:46 AM
{The world would be a much nicer place if the following people just ceased to exist !)
People who run stop signs and look the other way.
People who tap their brakes and roll through stop signs.
People who follow other people through a stop sign (double go).
People who hurriedly pull out directly in front of you and then go slower than you.
People who pass you, pull in front of you, and then go slower than you.
People who pull out into your lane of traffic when a free lane is available.
People who toss trash out the window of a moving car (it's not 'cool'. No matter what age or grade you are in.)
People with lots of money who think that the world revolves around them.
People who drive in the left lane of the highway.
People who inconvenience me.
Low Rider pickups and their owners.
Anyone who wears their baseball cap backwards or to the side (this is a clear indication of stupidity).
Anyone who wears pants whose leg holes are bigger than the waist.
Anyone who wears their pants backwards, or lets their pants hang down so low, that you can see their underwear on purpose.
People who crank their HUGE stereos in traffic or parking lots and think that I want to listen to the SAME thing that they are listening to..
Slackers.
Posers.
Wannabes.
People who don't use turn signals
Hippies.
Volvo drivers ("World's Safest Cars. World's Dumbest Drivers.")
People who don't understand what "Right Turn On Red After Stop" means.
Beanie Baby collectors (picture yourself in 5 years. Beanie Babies will be gone as a fad, you will have spent thousands of dollars collecting what? Bean bags? Wake UP!)
SUV (Stupid Useless Vehicle) drivers (almost as bad as VOLVO drivers. Almost ....) Off road vehicles that never go off road. Wannabe poser mobiles.
Addicts.
Games that ship early and require many patches to be downloaded in order to work correctly (Microprose, Interplay, you listening?!)
Rednecks.
Bowheads (girls with Scuncis are evil!)
SQUIDS.
New car salesmen.
Used car salesmen.
Insurance salesmen.
Heck, I hate ALL salesmen.
Snobs.
Rubbernecks.
Complete strangers who think that I'm going to let them into MY house to talk to me about THEIR religion
Anybody who tries to get me involved in some kind of pyramid get rich quick scheme (Amway, Primerica, NetCommerce, etc.)
Rude or inconsiderate people (especially in traffic)
People who think that they know everything.
People who just won't shut up.
Petty people.
Nosey people.
Smokers and chewing tobacco users (what part of "CAUSES CANCER" don't you understand?).
Anybody who flicks a cigarette out their window while driving.
Soccer moms
Anyone who drives while talking on a cellphone AND doesn't pay attention to the act of driving.
People who think that they own the left lane of the highway.
People who don't like cats.
Polls
Drivers who tie up traffic because they don't know how to drive correctly.
People who make up stuff just to sound important.
People who drop names on a regular basis.
People who ride right up on your bumper, whip around you, speed past you, pull right back in front of you, hit their brakes, their turn signal, and then take the turn off the highway that you were slowing down for anyway. And they think they're cool because they did it ... Couldn't they have waited three more seconds? Naw. That wouldn't have been cool to do.
Random telephone surveys.
People who use the bed of their pickup truck as a trashcan and then empty that trashcan by letting the tail gate down and driving around at highway speeds.
People who can't control their kids in public or can only do so by using physical punishment, shouting, or threats.
People who shouldn't be parents in the first place, AKA children having children.
Thieves.
Bigots and Hypocrites*.
Bleeding hearts and ALL liberals (liberalism is just socialism with a different spin, and it's all about spin, isn't it folks?).
Voodoo~~~laughin' Saturday morning at Wally with my bold lettering
People who run stop signs and look the other way.
People who tap their brakes and roll through stop signs.
People who follow other people through a stop sign (double go).
People who hurriedly pull out directly in front of you and then go slower than you.
People who pass you, pull in front of you, and then go slower than you.
People who pull out into your lane of traffic when a free lane is available.
People who toss trash out the window of a moving car (it's not 'cool'. No matter what age or grade you are in.)
People with lots of money who think that the world revolves around them.
People who drive in the left lane of the highway.
People who inconvenience me.
Low Rider pickups and their owners.
Anyone who wears their baseball cap backwards or to the side (this is a clear indication of stupidity).
Anyone who wears pants whose leg holes are bigger than the waist.
Anyone who wears their pants backwards, or lets their pants hang down so low, that you can see their underwear on purpose.
People who crank their HUGE stereos in traffic or parking lots and think that I want to listen to the SAME thing that they are listening to..
Slackers.
Posers.
Wannabes.
People who don't use turn signals
Hippies.
Volvo drivers ("World's Safest Cars. World's Dumbest Drivers.")
People who don't understand what "Right Turn On Red After Stop" means.
Beanie Baby collectors (picture yourself in 5 years. Beanie Babies will be gone as a fad, you will have spent thousands of dollars collecting what? Bean bags? Wake UP!)
SUV (Stupid Useless Vehicle) drivers (almost as bad as VOLVO drivers. Almost ....) Off road vehicles that never go off road. Wannabe poser mobiles.
Addicts.
Games that ship early and require many patches to be downloaded in order to work correctly (Microprose, Interplay, you listening?!)
Rednecks.
Bowheads (girls with Scuncis are evil!)
SQUIDS.
New car salesmen.
Used car salesmen.
Insurance salesmen.
Heck, I hate ALL salesmen.
Snobs.
Rubbernecks.
Complete strangers who think that I'm going to let them into MY house to talk to me about THEIR religion
Anybody who tries to get me involved in some kind of pyramid get rich quick scheme (Amway, Primerica, NetCommerce, etc.)
Rude or inconsiderate people (especially in traffic)
People who think that they know everything.
People who just won't shut up.
Petty people.
Nosey people.
Smokers and chewing tobacco users (what part of "CAUSES CANCER" don't you understand?).
Anybody who flicks a cigarette out their window while driving.
Soccer moms
Anyone who drives while talking on a cellphone AND doesn't pay attention to the act of driving.
People who think that they own the left lane of the highway.
People who don't like cats.
Polls
Drivers who tie up traffic because they don't know how to drive correctly.
People who make up stuff just to sound important.
People who drop names on a regular basis.
People who ride right up on your bumper, whip around you, speed past you, pull right back in front of you, hit their brakes, their turn signal, and then take the turn off the highway that you were slowing down for anyway. And they think they're cool because they did it ... Couldn't they have waited three more seconds? Naw. That wouldn't have been cool to do.
Random telephone surveys.
People who use the bed of their pickup truck as a trashcan and then empty that trashcan by letting the tail gate down and driving around at highway speeds.
People who can't control their kids in public or can only do so by using physical punishment, shouting, or threats.
People who shouldn't be parents in the first place, AKA children having children.
Thieves.
Bigots and Hypocrites*.
Bleeding hearts and ALL liberals (liberalism is just socialism with a different spin, and it's all about spin, isn't it folks?).
Voodoo~~~laughin' Saturday morning at Wally with my bold lettering