View Full Version : TGIF, a little humor

05-17-2002, 06:30 PM
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary
clinic. As he laid the dog
on the table, Dr. Buck pulled out his stethoscope,
placing the receptor on
the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the Doc
shook his head sadly and
said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."
"What?" screamed the man.
"How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on
him or anything. I want
another opinion!"

With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few
moments, he returned with a
Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to
work, sniffing the poor dog
on the table and checking him out thoroughly. After
a considerable amount of
sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and
went, "Woof." The
veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned
in a few moments with a
cat, which walked around the poor dog several times
and then sadly shook his
head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off the table
and ran out of the room.

The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can
do." He handed the man a
bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "Six
hundred dollars?!?! Just to
tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!"

Doc shook his head sadly and explained, "If you had
taken my word for it, the
cost would have been $50, but with the Lab work and
the cat scan..."

Yea I know it's a little old

05-17-2002, 06:45 PM
Good evening:

Thanks, I needed that !!!

Dr. D.

05-17-2002, 06:51 PM
Yes it is old but, at my age and with my memory I still didn't get it until the last line.

Ralph S.
05-17-2002, 07:21 PM
Not bad Rod, not bad.
Ralph S.

05-17-2002, 09:56 PM
I sent that to my Daughter-in-Law, she's a Vet..... /ccboard/images/icons/smile.gif /ccboard/images/icons/smile.gif