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hondo
11-03-2004, 06:47 AM
Well, our illustrious and GODLY leader has apparently
won. I would be interested in your predictions for
how the next 4 years will go. I'll print them out
and if I and the forum are still alive I'll reprint
your predictions in 4 years. Eg, if you call me
ignorant one more time I'll haunt you in your
dreams. I am a dream master; Don Yuan Matus taught
me everything he knew.

Wally_in_Cincy
11-03-2004, 07:14 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> ... I would be interested in your predictions for how the next 4 years will go...

<hr /></blockquote>

Ted Kennedy will not go on the wagon.

Hillary will run in '08 for the newly-founded "Irritating Wench" party.

Bill Clinton's new pick-up line will be "Hey baby, let me show you my scar".

Tom Daschle will not move back to S. Dakota, as he finally admits his prairie dog phobia.

Gayle in MD will have an apoplectic fit if and when Kerry concedes or the next time she sees "Little Bushy" on tv, whichever comes first.

Qtec will continue to see scary monsters around every corner.

Sid Vicious will continue to lament the sad state of the economy even as unemployment stays around 5%.

eg8r
11-03-2004, 08:34 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Eg, if you call me
ignorant one more time I'll haunt you in your
dreams. I am a dream master; Don Yuan Matus taught
me everything he knew. <hr /></blockquote> LOL, I don't dream, I have been having a horrible time with sleep apnea for a few years. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r

hondo
11-03-2004, 12:16 PM
Cute, but no serious predictions about what Bush
will do? If you're scared, say you're scared.
Eg, Hi-C, no thoughts about how Bush will handle
our problems? What about the left? What do you
think, guys?

Wally_in_Cincy
11-03-2004, 12:40 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> Cute, but no serious predictions about what Bush
will do? ... <hr /></blockquote>

hondo, I aplogize for not living up to your expectations.

You want a prediction? I predict the smelly bastards in Fallujah will be meeting their 72 virgins soon.

eg8r
11-03-2004, 12:48 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Eg, Hi-C, no thoughts about how Bush will handle
our problems? <hr /></blockquote> Herein lies part of the problem with making predictions...we don't even agree on what the "problems" are. I would hate for anything to get twisted.

I think a better thread might be suggestions, rather than predictions. I suggest we abolish the IRS.

eg8r

Wally_in_Cincy
11-03-2004, 12:51 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote eg8r:</font><hr> ...I suggest we abolish the IRS.

eg8r <hr /></blockquote>

and dept. of edukation

and natl endowment for the arts of perverts

Chopstick
11-03-2004, 12:57 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Wally_in_Cincy:</font><hr>

You want a prediction? I predict the smelly bastards in Fallujah will be meeting their 72 virgins soon.

<hr /></blockquote>

I agree. Now that he doesn't have to worry about the election, I think the kid gloves are coming off.

hondo
11-03-2004, 01:14 PM
2008
Robert C. Byrd has died quietly in his sleep.
Michael Moore killed in tragic hit &amp; run.
The draft is almost 4 years old. My 2 young
sons are headed to Iraq to keep the peace.
Thousands of our boys and Iraquis are dead.
Nobody feels worse about this than Bush.
Unprecedented attacks by terrorists have
Americans willing to do anything to be safe.
Unlimited wiretapping, search &amp; seizure, and
confiscation of our guns are regrettable but
necessary steps for our protection.
Posters of Bush are everywhere saying " Uncle
Dubya is watching you".
Gas is $4.50 a gallon.
Companies are leaving America in droves.
Evil CEO'S steal without fear of reprisal.
No jobs, National debt quadrupled, fear, prejudice,
intolerance.
Science at a standstill. War with Iran and N. Korea.
Republican -backed Congress goes along with bush
running for a third term. Wally says it's an idea
whose time has come.
Bush hailed by egg as greatest commander in chief
since Napoleon.

highsea
11-03-2004, 01:15 PM
I predict a shortage of virgins in heaven. Rationing will ensue, and disgruntled jihadis in heaven will push for an amendment allowing gay marriages.

hondo
11-03-2004, 01:38 PM
2008 cont.
Hallibuton continues to make billions in "rebuilding"
process.
Millions have no insurance and can't afford medicine
and are dying. Bush blocks Canadian drugs for our
"safety". Cheney and hi-c say the strong shall
survive and the pusses will fall by the wayside.
Immigrants continue to pour across our borders
and are registered to vote as they cross.
Homophobia is at an all time high.
Bush- appointed Supreme Court overturns Roe V. Wade.

eg8r
11-03-2004, 01:40 PM
Poor guy, you are so full of doom and gloom you might explode. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif Who is egg?

eg8r

Deeman2
11-03-2004, 01:49 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> What about the left? What do you
think, guys? <hr /></blockquote>

If the left "think" they would have selected a better candidate and the election might have been close.

I predict the same as Wally on Iraq.

I predict Teresa will find her an upgrade before 2008.

I predict Hillary will run in 2008 insuring us of another 12 years in office.

I predict Pennsylvania, NJ, Mass., Iowa and New Hampshire will not see a lot of federal funding in the next half century.

I predict that children will begin graduating from high school with some basic reading and math skills.

I predict Karen will have breast augmentation surgery.

I predict that our economy will do a slow return to normal with much increased outsourcing that will eventually turn us into a second class economy as China grows. Not Bush's fault, just the normal slow move toward soicialized society.

I predict that the trial lawyers association will break our health care system.

I predict Ralph Nader will ask for assistance from Dr. Kevorkain as soon as he is released from prison.

I predict Frist or McCain will be our next president.

I predict that John Ford (D) Tennessee will be our first black president in 2016.

I predict that a senator from Mass. will drive off a bridge while drunk and kill a young woman with absolutley no consequences...oh, that already happened. I feel like Jean Dickson.

I predict that the psycic, John Edward, will have a better chance than John Edwards (D) [unemployed] of becoming the president in 2008.

I predict that Alex the "Lion" will win the U.S Open next year and that C.C. will throw Earl into the loser's bracket.

I predict that Spiderman will eventually see the "boat" in that damn picture.

I predict Gayle will really take our well meaning advice and start reading National Review each week.

I predict Holland will fall off into the ocean and Qtec will balme it on Bush.

I predict we will all wake up from the "Matrix" and find out rah was a profit.

I predict I will find a cure for the dead stroke that has been afflicting me over the last several weeks. 8 tournament wins in my last 11 attempts.

I predict we will make a pre-emptive strike on Canada, something we should have done years ago.

I predict I will find a new source for hydrocodone and not have to bum it from friends.

I predict continued unfair and biased attacks on Bush but welcome it as it stirs up my blood.

I predict Enzite will be found to shrink male anotomy.

I predict God will forgive us all our sins, especially mine.

Deeman

Deeman2
11-03-2004, 01:55 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> 2008
Robert C. Byrd has died quietly in his sleep.
Michael Moore killed in tragic hit &amp; run.
The draft is almost 4 years old. My 2 young
sons are headed to Iraq to keep the peace.
Thousands of our boys and Iraquis are dead.
Nobody feels worse about this than Bush.
Unprecedented attacks by terrorists have
Americans willing to do anything to be safe.
Unlimited wiretapping, search &amp; seizure, and
confiscation of our guns are regrettable but
necessary steps for our protection.
Posters of Bush are everywhere saying " Uncle
Dubya is watching you".
Gas is $4.50 a gallon.
Companies are leaving America in droves.
Evil CEO'S steal without fear of reprisal.
No jobs, National debt quadrupled, fear, prejudice,
intolerance.
Science at a standstill. War with Iran and N. Korea.
Republican -backed Congress goes along with bush
running for a third term. Wally says it's an idea
whose time has come.
Bush hailed by egg as greatest commander in chief
since Napoleon. <hr /></blockquote>

Hondo,

Are you aware that 80% of the stuff you just described is France today?

Deeman

Cueless Joey
11-03-2004, 01:55 PM
November 2008
Gulliani wins presidency over Hitlery Clinton. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Arnold wins as Senator of California.
Michael Moore finally explodes.
Conan O'Brien is the Tonite Show host .
Median home price in California is $700K.
Nationwide mortgage interest hovers around 5%.
Federal deficit is at all time high.
Gasoline prices are at it's lowest due to oil production from Afghanistan, Alaska and Iraq.
Most of California population are now illegals. Fat young girls pushing strollers are now a fad.
The Bush girls graduate from high school finally.
Britney Spears gives birth to her third child from her third husband.
Janet Reno comes out of the closet.

Gayle in MD
11-03-2004, 06:00 PM
Don't tell him who egg is, lol. He'll never guess, people who can't sleep have trouble thinking straight, ya know, LMAO.

Gayle in Md,. Was really hard to type this while going through these awful Epilepic gyrations! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

cheesemouse
11-03-2004, 07:44 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> Well, our illustrious and GODLY leader has apparently
won. I would be interested in your predictions for
how the next 4 years will go. I'll print them out
and if I and the forum are still alive I'll reprint
your predictions in 4 years. Eg, if you call me
ignorant one more time I'll haunt you in your
dreams. I am a dream master; Don Yuan Matus taught
me everything he knew. <hr /></blockquote>


Daschle will write a best selling book in the form of a kleenex box.

Daschle will become a high powered right wing lobbist for Haliburton.



Candian passports will be hot on the blackmarket.

All remaining American based corporations will find some tax free island to call home.

Bush will spend over 50% of his time on vacation at the ranch.

The Presidental Daily Breifing will be reduced to one sentence...LOL

Bush will not read a book this term either.

Both Wally and Ed will lose weight due too spontanious arobic joy dancing.

Ed will be fired from his military industrial complex job and after 13 weeks on the unemployement rolls will except the job a McDonalds. Shortly thereafter he will convert to a zealot Born Again Democrat. ( i like that one...hehehe)

Bush will go down in history as the first veto less president.

Gas will be $5 a gallon and all cars that get over 20 mpg will be illegal to drive.

The bounty on the American Eagles will exceed the bounty on the American Buffalo.

Lead based paint will make a come back...LOL...( I like this one too. )

Clean air, clean water, and clean underware will be unAmerican.

Even though the Republicans have the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, and the Presidency they still won't be responsible for anything that goes wrong; it will be the boogie mans fault...Oh, I nearly forgot there is no boogieman...they may have to find a boogieman.

Bush's press conferences will be renamed press powwows and only Fox will be invited and even their questions will have to be submitted one week in advance.

All poolhalls will be closed having been deemed dens of inequity and moral cesspools. All pool players will be reeducated for doily knitting.

.....geezzzzzzzzzz....I could go on for hours...LOL

Rich R.
11-04-2004, 04:39 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> confiscation of our guns are regrettable but
necessary steps for our protection. <hr /></blockquote>
Of course, NRA members will be excluded. /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif

eg8r
11-04-2004, 05:41 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Bush will not read a book this term either.
<hr /></blockquote> Well, he better not. Have you read all the crap Bush has received from Sid, Gayle and Q. All that crap he got because he was taking an interest in the children. [ QUOTE ]
Both Wally and Ed will lose weight due too spontanious arobic joy dancing.
<hr /></blockquote> Thank you. No one has ever had any faith I would lose weight, but now that you are predicting, I will do my best. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r

hondo
11-04-2004, 06:36 AM
I predict MCCain will NOT get the nomination. ( too moderate).
I predict he will get the nomination AS A DEMOCRAT.
I predict Deeman &amp; Fair Play who are 2 of the only
conservatives I have ever seen who have a sense of
humor will become alarmed as my predictions start
to come true and will become liberal flip floppers.

quote=Deeman2] <blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> What about the left? What do you
think, guys? <hr /></blockquote>

If the left "think" they would have selected a better candidate and the election might have been close.

I predict the same as Wally on Iraq.

I predict Teresa will find her an upgrade before 2008.

I predict Hillary will run in 2008 insuring us of another 12 years in office.

I predict Pennsylvania, NJ, Mass., Iowa and New Hampshire will not see a lot of federal funding in the next half century.

I predict that children will begin graduating from high school with some basic reading and math skills.

I predict Karen will have breast augmentation surgery.

I predict that our economy will do a slow return to normal with much increased outsourcing that will eventually turn us into a second class economy as China grows. Not Bush's fault, just the normal slow move toward soicialized society.

I predict that the trial lawyers association will break our health care system.

I predict Ralph Nader will ask for assistance from Dr. Kevorkain as soon as he is released from prison.

I predict Frist or McCain will be our next president.

I predict that John Ford (D) Tennessee will be our first black president in 2016.

I predict that a senator from Mass. will drive off a bridge while drunk and kill a young woman with absolutley no consequences...oh, that already happened. I feel like Jean Dickson.

I predict that the psycic, John Edward, will have a better chance than John Edwards (D) [unemployed] of becoming the president in 2008.

I predict that Alex the "Lion" will win the U.S Open next year and that C.C. will throw Earl into the loser's bracket.

I predict that Spiderman will eventually see the "boat" in that damn picture.

I predict Gayle will really take our well meaning advice and start reading National Review each week.

I predict Holland will fall off into the ocean and Qtec will balme it on Bush.

I predict we will all wake up from the "Matrix" and find out rah was a profit.

I predict I will find a cure for the dead stroke that has been afflicting me over the last several weeks. 8 tournament wins in my last 11 attempts.

I predict we will make a pre-emptive strike on Canada, something we should have done years ago.

I predict I will find a new source for hydrocodone and not have to bum it from friends.

I predict continued unfair and biased attacks on Bush but welcome it as it stirs up my blood.

I predict Enzite will be found to shrink male anotomy.

I predict God will forgive us all our sins, especially mine.

Deeman

<hr /></blockquote>

hondo
11-04-2004, 06:39 AM
Just one of many reasons why I don't live in France.

nhp
11-04-2004, 06:59 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Deeman2:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> 2008
Robert C. Byrd has died quietly in his sleep.
Michael Moore killed in tragic hit &amp; run.
The draft is almost 4 years old. My 2 young
sons are headed to Iraq to keep the peace.
Thousands of our boys and Iraquis are dead.
Nobody feels worse about this than Bush.
Unprecedented attacks by terrorists have
Americans willing to do anything to be safe.
Unlimited wiretapping, search &amp; seizure, and
confiscation of our guns are regrettable but
necessary steps for our protection.
Posters of Bush are everywhere saying " Uncle
Dubya is watching you".
Gas is $4.50 a gallon.
Companies are leaving America in droves.
Evil CEO'S steal without fear of reprisal.
No jobs, National debt quadrupled, fear, prejudice,
intolerance.
Science at a standstill. War with Iran and N. Korea.
Republican -backed Congress goes along with bush
running for a third term. Wally says it's an idea
whose time has come.
Bush hailed by egg as greatest commander in chief
since Napoleon. <hr /></blockquote>

Hondo,

Are you aware that 80% of the stuff you just described is France today?

Deeman <hr /></blockquote>

....unitary systems...I guess they suck.

hondo
05-05-2006, 07:29 AM
Bump. It's not 2008 yet but I thought everybody
might be interested in how we're doing so far.



<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hondo:</font><hr> Well, our illustrious and GODLY leader has apparently
won. I would be interested in your predictions for
how the next 4 years will go. I'll print them out
and if I and the forum are still alive I'll reprint
your predictions in 4 years. Eg, if you call me
ignorant one more time I'll haunt you in your
dreams. I am a dream master; Don Yuan Matus taught
me everything he knew. <hr /></blockquote>

Deeman3
05-05-2006, 08:40 AM
Wow, I am more liberal than I was then. Somebody, pull my finger! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Deeman

Gayle in MD
05-05-2006, 09:03 AM
That's funny, since this illegal alien issue, I find I'm more conservative now, than I was then. Hey Deeman, ya wanna shoot some pool? LOL


Gayle in Md.

Lester
05-05-2006, 09:15 AM
I'm always "up" for a game. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Deeman3
05-05-2006, 10:52 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Gayle in MD:</font><hr> That's funny, since this illegal alien issue, I find I'm more conservative now, than I was then. Hey Deeman, ya wanna shoot some pool? LOL

<font color="blue"> Yes, Gayle, my next trip to Maryland, I'll look you up for a game. Then maybe we can both think of someone who is adult enough to actually run this country. Maybe a Deeman/Gayle ticket? /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif</font color>

Deeman


<hr /></blockquote>

hondo
05-05-2006, 11:57 AM
Good grief! Not you two radicals! The horror! The horror!


Then maybe we can both think of someone who is adult enough to actually run this country. Maybe a Deeman/Gayle ticket? /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif</font color>

Deeman


<hr /></blockquote> <hr /></blockquote>

Lester
05-05-2006, 12:15 PM
Hondo wrote:

Good grief! Not you two radicals! The horror! The horror!

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

It just might work. Good Cop/Bad Cop! Except in the Oval office! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gayle in MD
05-05-2006, 12:32 PM
Hey, you've already been invited to my house once...I asked you where in Maryland you live, but you didn't answer me..

Gayle in Md.

Gayle in MD
05-05-2006, 12:37 PM
Oh man, you may have just come up with the one idea that could save this country, LMAO! Ok...I'm gonna hold ya to it, don't try to sneak in and out of Mayrland behind my back, I got connections ya know!

Gayle in Md.....won't even wear my "The only Bush I trust, is mine" shirt....compliments of Wendy...not gonna to reimburse her either, till she comes to my house!

Lester
05-05-2006, 12:37 PM
Gayle wrote:
Hey, you've already been invited to my house once...I asked you where in Maryland you live, but you didn't answer me..


%%%%%%%%%%%%

Sorry, Baltimore. (Home of the Star Spangled Banner) /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gayle in MD
05-05-2006, 12:50 PM
Well jeeze, Lester, I'm only about forty minutes away. I'll meet you halfway sometime, at Bill and Billy's, (no booze, 9 footers, lunch bar) route 2, or at Shooters, booze, food, bar tables, on route 2, familiar with either of them....Severna Park area.

Gayle in Md.

Lester
05-05-2006, 12:59 PM
Gayle wrote:
Well jeeze, Lester, I'm only about forty minutes away. I'll meet you halfway sometime, at Bill and Billy's, (no booze, 9 footers, lunch bar) route 2, or at Shooters, booze, food, bar tables, on route 2, familiar with either of them....Severna Park area.

Gayle in Md.

%%%%%%%%%%%

Never been to Shooters, but I know Bill and Billies well. We should set a day, you know there are quite a few posters on the board who would love to hook up with fellow CCBers. Maybe if Wendy and Naz are in the area, we could all meet there?

Gayle in MD
05-05-2006, 01:05 PM
Hey, if Wendy and Naz ever get to the area, we'll have a CCB tournament....Rich lives nearby, also, and a couple posters live in Virginia...

Gayle in Md.

Gayle in MD
05-05-2006, 01:10 PM
Hey Hondo, back up now, you might want to think this over a bit, cause, ya KNOW the first thing I'll do as President, (ah hem, Deeman would be the VP, of course) is see that you get paid what the Exon guys are making, and they get your salary!

Gayle in Md. ~ thinks Deeman will make a great VP... /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Lester
05-05-2006, 01:13 PM
Gayle wrote:
Hey, if Wendy and Naz ever get to the area, we'll have a CCB tournament....Rich lives nearby, also, and a couple posters live in Virginia...

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

Sounds like a plan.

Drop1
05-05-2006, 07:26 PM
I predict we will stay the course.

nAz
05-05-2006, 08:57 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr> I predict we will stay the course.
<hr /></blockquote>


BWAHAHAHHAHhaahaha

nAz
05-05-2006, 08:59 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Gayle in MD:</font><hr> Hey, if Wendy and Naz ever get to the area, we'll have a CCB tournament....Rich lives nearby, also, and a couple posters live in Virginia...

Gayle in Md. <hr /></blockquote>

err it will have to be sometime after i move into my new home. probably in sept... maybe /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Gayle in MD
05-06-2006, 05:53 AM
OK...Congrats on the new home....I'll look forward to your visit... /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hondo
05-07-2006, 09:41 AM
Sounds good to me! Gayle for Prez.



<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Gayle in MD:</font><hr> Hey Hondo, back up now, you might want to think this over a bit, cause, ya KNOW the first thing I'll do as President, (ah hem, Deeman would be the VP, of course) is see that you get paid what the Exon guys are making, and they get your salary!

Gayle in Md. ~ thinks Deeman will make a great VP... /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif <hr /></blockquote>

DickLeonard
05-09-2006, 04:58 AM
Eg8r Dr Leonard had already diagnosed that you were suffering from a mental disorder with only your post to go on.

That will be $150 please.####

Gayle in MD
05-09-2006, 05:10 AM
Hey Dick,
Your prognosis is a lot more accurate than Bill Frist's was on that poor woman in Florida's brain condition! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Gayle in Md.

DickLeonard
05-09-2006, 05:10 AM
Cueless Joey Gulliani won't carry New York while he earned applause for ridding NYC of Crime he drove all the criminals upstate to
Albany,Newburgh,Buffalo,Syracue,Schnectady,Utica[ I am not sure about Utica a Mafia stronghold].####

DickLeonard
05-09-2006, 05:23 AM
Gayle I missed Dr Frist and the women in Florida episode. Please fill me in.####

Gayle in MD
05-09-2006, 05:39 AM
When Terry Scheivo's husband was trying to stop life support for his brain dead wife, Bill Frist, Republican Majority leader, who is also a Doctor, stood in front of reporters and gave his diagnosis, just from viewing her parent's video clips of Terry, and said that he didn't think she was brain dead. Imagine, a Doctor, giving a diagnosis, from a video clip!

Ofcourse, her autopsy revealed that she was in fact brain dead.

Bush, also rushed to Washington from his vacation in Texas to try to stop the removal of her tubes, along with his brother, the Governor of Florida, and they managed to legislate to prolong her life, against her wishes, and make a difficult and tragic situation, even more difficult.

Bush can interrupt his vacation for one brain dead woman, but he can't zero in on the worst major American disaster in history when a hurricane destroys an American City, and kills thousands. Typical, "Pro Lifer" thinking.

Gayle in Md.