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highsea
11-09-2004, 05:03 PM
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Doctor Discovers the 'Orgasmatron'

Physician Working with Pain Relief Device Stumbles Upon Delightful Side Effect

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C., Nov. 9, 2004 -- While Dr. Stuart Meloy was working on a new device to treat chronic pain, he was surprised to discover it could also bring pleasure to his female patients.

While Meloy, an anesthesiologist and pain specialist in Winston-Salem, was putting an electrode into the spine of a female patient with chronic back pain, the woman reported a decrease in her pain and a delightful, but very unexpected, side effect.

"When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC News' Good Morning America. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'you're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!' "<hr /></blockquote>
The article (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&amp;page=1)

I think this guy invented himself a winner! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

SnakebyteXX
11-09-2004, 05:30 PM
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The device is about the size of a pacemaker and can be turned on and off with a handheld remote control. <hr /></blockquote>

Adds a whole new flavor to the never ending battle for the remote.

Wonder if it works off of infrared like the one I have for my TIVO?

SpiderMan
11-10-2004, 08:08 AM
I don't know - $17,000 is a pretty steep price tag for a couple of electrodes. I forwarded the article to my girlfriend, noting that my own services are free and I cook both dinner and breakfast!

SpiderMan

Deeman2
11-10-2004, 12:54 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SpiderMan:</font><hr> I don't know - $17,000 is a pretty steep price tag for a couple of electrodes. I forwarded the article to my girlfriend, noting that my own services are free and I cook both dinner and breakfast!

SpiderMan <hr /></blockquote>

Yes,

But;

She can't put you in the closet when she's done.

It would probably not be a good idea to plug you into the wall socket.

You can probably only be used a few times in a row.

She has to talk to you.

She has to listen to your pool stories.

She can't sit at her desk at work and get benefit from a member of the oposite sex. (unless she is Clinton).

You have no valid warranty.

No more claening spider silk out of her hair.

It will NEVER leave the toilet seat up.

You, my friend, may become obsolete...

Please don't let her tell Tori about this device!!!

wolfdancer
11-10-2004, 01:26 PM
Wonder if it can be programed in advance like the Tivo?