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wolfdancer
11-12-2004, 04:00 PM
CNN Breaking News -

Arafat’s body missing.

In a snafu of international proportions the body of the late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat has been lost by the company hired to deliver it to Palestine.

A spokesman for United Parcel Service (UPS) said that the driver dropped the body off at an address in Germany described only as “Palace Schtein”. UPS Germany spokesman, Undt der Takker, said, “It was an honest mistake made by a newly hired driver taken on for the busy Christmas season.” UPS guaranteed that the body (or a suitable replacement) would be delivered to the proper address soon.
Coroner: Arafat Died of Tilex Poisoning

(2004-11-11) -- The coroner for the Palestinian Authority today announced that former Chairman Yassir Arafat died from "acute Tilex poisoning," and blamed the CIA and Mossad, the Israeli intelligence service.

"Infidel agents infiltrated Chairman Arafat's personal quarters and sprayed his bathtub with Tilex, a deadly toxin to certain lifeforms," said an unnamed spokesman for the coroner. "We believe the bathtub was poisoned up to two years ago, but Chairman Arafat's exposure came only recently, due to his personal hygiene schedule."
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silverbullet
11-12-2004, 07:01 PM
LOL. I have been on that site before. It has some pretty hilarious stuff.

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