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SecaucusFats
11-17-2004, 03:40 PM
Jesus clone in 2008! (http://www.moveonplease.org/jesus.asp)

SF

SpiderMan
11-18-2004, 09:20 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SecaucusFats:</font><hr> Jesus clone in 2008! (http://www.moveonplease.org/jesus.asp)
"Thanks to advancements in cloning and stem cell research, we extracted DNA samples from what what we hope is the shroud of Turin," explains Liberal researcher Dr. Howard Faber, a genetic scientist at Cornell and longtime proponent of cloning fetuses for abortion. "By advancing the growth stage through gene manipulation and fetal tissue injections, we're confident a new and improved Jesus Christ could be a viable Democratic candidate for 2008."


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But what if the "blood and tears" on The Shroud turn out to be no more than a stain from some antiquities counterfeiter wiping his butt? Then all they'll get is another homegrown phony turd /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

SpiderMan