Dads new Pool Rules

[DeadStrokeMan]

1) DO *NOT* TOUCH DADS CUE!
2) NEVER LEAN A CUE UP AGAINST THE TABLE (falls and destroys cue) - LAY CUE ON THE TABLE OR BREAK IT DOWN AND PUT IT AWAY.
3) WASH HANDS BEFORE TOUCHING A CUE (no grease on my cues)
4) NEVER "RAP" THE TABLE WITH CUE (dents the cue)
5) NO SCOOP JUMP SHOTS
6) NO SITTING ON THE TABLE
7) MAKE SURE CUE IS "TIGHT" BEFORE SHOOTING (destroys cue if loose)
8) NO DRINKS OR FOOD WHILE SHOOTING
9) CHAULK BEFORE EVERY SHOT
10) KEEP THE CHEWING DOG OUT OF THE POOL ROOM

[landshark77]

Hummm, seems rule number one whould take care of rule #2, 3, 4, 7, and 9. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Angel_R]

Put cues away!
Don't run around table with cues!
No Masse'!
No slamming balls like you are making your own pockets!
Friends don't play unless they know how to use a pool cue!
Set chalk on table facing up, not down!
Rack goes back on Rack holder, not floor, chair, shelf, etc...
Oh heck, stay away from Dad's pool table!

Hahaha /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[DeadStrokeMan]

<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Angel_R:</font><hr> Put cues away!
Don't run around table with cues!
No Masse'!
No slamming balls like you are making your own pockets!
Friends don't play unless they know how to use a pool cue!
Set chalk on table facing up, not down!
Rack goes back on Rack holder, not floor, chair, shelf, etc...
Oh heck, stay away from Dad's pool table!

Hahaha /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif <hr /></blockquote>

/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif ROTFLMAO