View Full Version : Sometimes you're the last to know...

12-03-2004, 12:32 PM
It's like when you're growing bald, and everybody else can see that new growth of scalp emerging at the back of your head, but you don't realise it until you feel that draft back there, that you never felt before.
Pity poor Barry Bonds...he recently found out he may have been taking steroids, when he thought he was just taking vitamins. He probably attributed those 30 lbs of muscle that he put on, the quicker bat, and stronger eyesight, to his "Tai Bo", "8 Minute Abs", and "Buns of Steel" videos. Imagine his surprise when that green stuff he was drinking turned out not to be pureed spinach, and it might have been Vitamin "S" that gave him those "Popeye" arms. Steroids??? in Major League Baseball???
Kind of makes you wonder though, when shortstops, and second basemen are hitting 50 dingers a year.

12-03-2004, 01:24 PM
Like the Inspector in Casablanca when he found out that there was gambling going on at Rick's, I am shocked, positively shocked!

12-03-2004, 02:50 PM
Nice analogy!! lol
Have a good weekend, Wally