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12-24-2004, 01:28 PM
Just got this in my E-mail, and absolutely HAD to pass it on!!!

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store
> >looking for a unique
> >gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has
> >just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named
> >Chet that sings Christmas carols.
> >
> >He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet
> >bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty,
> >but he doesn't seem to be much for singing.
> >
> >The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his
> >pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then
> >clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left
> >foot.
> >Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy
> >Night." The husband is very impressed with Chet's
> >singing abilities and watches as the manager
> >moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet
> >now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way."
> >
> >
> >The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take
> >him.
> >
> >The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon
> >giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He
> >presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's
> >special talent.
> >
> >Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's
> >left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then
> >moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets
> >loose a round of "Jingle Bells."
> >
> >The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a
> >mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he
> >holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead.
> >
> >Curious the husband moves the lighter between the
> >bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing- " Chet's
> >Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire! "