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wolfdancer
01-01-2005, 01:33 PM
Looking for a unique dish to prepare for a New Year's Eve
party?

A friend of mine sent me this recipe:

Tequila Cake Recipe
(Be sure to read the entire recipe before starting!)

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. To be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn
on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break
2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Pick the dang fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsistikity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try
not to fall over.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the
tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

And then start drinking plenty of water.