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SnakebyteXX
01-07-2005, 08:35 AM
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. (AP) -- A man has been charged with torturing a Rottweiler by sodomizing the dog in what authorities are calling a case of "horrific abuse."

The New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals charged Jose Rodriguez on Monday in the alleged sodomy of the female Rottweiler, which is owned by a neighbor.

The abuse took place Dec. 19, SPCA officials said. The 5-year-old dog, named Precious, was examined by a veterinarian before the charges were filed.

A nurse at Banfield Animal Hospital in Woodbridge on Thursday said the dog was brought there two days after the alleged incident and treated and released that day.

Rodriguez, 39, faces six counts of animal cruelty, including the abuse and torture and torment of a living animal, which carry a jail sentence up to six months and up to $6,000 in fines. A court date has been scheduled for Jan. 13.

Rodriguez has an unpublished phone number and efforts to reach him Thursday were unsuccessful.

"This is obviously an uncomfortable case for any law enforcement agency or any rational human being to deal with," said New Jersey SPCA President Stuart Rhodes. "It is my hope that this animal will never be subjected to this horrific abuse ever again."

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Wally_in_Cincy
01-07-2005, 10:43 AM
I could have gone the whole day without hearing about this.

You don't have to post everything you read.

nhp
01-08-2005, 03:59 AM
6 months? At least give the guy two years, nobody can dodge being sodomized for that long in prison. Let that sicko feel what the dog felt.

Gayle in MD
01-08-2005, 07:40 AM
I hope this guy had a vascetomy, we don't need any more stray dogs!

LMAO!

SpiderMan
01-10-2005, 08:34 AM
Percy (an interior decorator) is sitting on a park bench in San Francisco when Bruce (a hairstylist) walks past with his dog Rudy (a greyhound). Rudy stops directly in front of the bench and begins licking his privates. Percy and Bruce's eyes meet. Percy: "I've always wished I could do that." Bruce: "Let me hold his collar, or he my try to bite."

SpiderMan

9 Ball Girl
01-10-2005, 08:35 AM
Why are they always named Bruce?

SpiderMan
01-10-2005, 09:41 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr> Why are they always named Bruce? <hr /></blockquote>
To avoid the stereotype, I called this one "Rudy" /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

SpiderMan

dg-in-centralpa
01-10-2005, 02:43 PM
Several years ago in Deeman2's hometown of York,PA., there was a farm show and some guy got caught with a sheep. Can't remember what his fine or jail time was. Reminds me of Gene Wilder in the movie "Everything You always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask."

DG - guess the sheep had lipstick or something to look pretty for the guy

SnakebyteXX
01-10-2005, 03:06 PM
[ QUOTE ]

Several years ago in Deeman2's hometown of York,PA., there was a farm show and some guy got caught with a sheep <hr /></blockquote>

There's an old joke that goes something like this:

Question: "Why do all the farmers in (insert town of your choice here) wear jeans with button-down fly's?"

Answer: "Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."

Ba Bump!

DavidMorris
01-10-2005, 03:23 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SpiderMan:</font><hr> Percy (an interior decorator) is sitting on a park bench in San Francisco when Bruce (a hairstylist) walks past with his dog Rudy (a greyhound). Rudy stops directly in front of the bench and begins licking his privates. Percy and Bruce's eyes meet. Percy: "I've always wished I could do that." Bruce: "Let me hold his collar, or he my try to bite."

SpiderMan <hr /></blockquote>
Heh, we tell a variation on that one here in Georgia about the two football fans at a UGA (Bulldogs) game. The mascot is being paraded about the field and stops to lick himself. One guy turns to the other and says "I wish I could that." The other says, "Are you crazy? That dog would bite youuuuuuu!"
/ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Regarding the news story, it is a sick sick world sometimes. /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif 6 months seems much too short for that idiot.

SecaucusFats
01-10-2005, 07:33 PM
A man was charged with having sex with a goat. The man didn't have enough money to hire the best lawyer in town, so he hired another lawyer who was famous for picking a sympathetic jury.

During the trial, the next door neighbor was recounting how she saw her neighbor having relations with the goat under the light of a full moon. She recounted that when the man had finished, the goat turned around and gave the man a big kiss right on the mouth.

At this testimony, the man and his lawyer turned to look at the jury to see their reaction. Just at that moment, one of the jurors turned to one of the other jurors and said, "Ya know,a good goat will do that."

SF

DavidMorris
01-11-2005, 07:13 AM
(I'm not really a Clinton basher, but this was told as a Clinton joke, so I will keep it going...) /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

President Clinton was visiting troops at a remote camp in the Middle East. The commander was escorting the President around the camp to inspect the facilities, meet the troops, etc. They came upon a camel tied to a post behind the commander's tent. Clinton asked "what's with the camel?" The C.O. sheepishly replied "Well Mr. President, since this is an all-male unit in a remote location for months at a time, the camel is for..." "Are you serious?" interrupted Clinton. "Yes sir" said the C.O. apprehensively, concerned the President might be angry. But Clinton just looked amazed for awhile, then moved on, much to the C.O.'s relief.

Just then a member of the President's staff rushed forward and informed Clinton that their helicopter had a maintenance problem and required a new part, which couldn't arrive until the next day. The C.O. put the President up in his tent for the night. In the middle of the night, lying alone on his bunk, he became intrigued by the idea of the camel. He couldn't stand it any longer and crept out back to where the camel was tied. "Well, if it's good enough for American troops, it should be good enough for their Commander In Chief." So he drops trousers and commences to servicing the camel. The camel commences to cause a great commotion which wakes everyone in the camp. They all come running, and the C.O. pushes to the front and exclaims "Mr. President! What on earth are you doing???" To which Clinton, rather embarrassed, replies "I was a bit lonely, and Hillary and I haven't been very friendly lately, so thought I would give your camel a try."

"But Mr. President, the men use the camel to ride into town to visit the whorehouse!"



&lt;~~~ I'll be here all week, folks... /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Wally_in_Cincy
01-11-2005, 08:38 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote DavidMorris:</font><hr> &lt;~~~ I'll be here all week, folks... /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif <hr /></blockquote>

don't forget to tip your waitress..