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Chopstick
01-07-2005, 10:02 AM
<font color="blue">Guys, this is the short list. There are now adendums and a points system for each item. </font color> /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif


1. 5'8” and taller
2. Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
3. Handsome
4. Muscular
5. Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat
6. Good sense of humor
7. Dimples
8. Cute laugh
9. Sensitive
10. *Affectionate* in front of friends
11. Gives me lots of attention
12. Outgoing
13. Popular but doesn't know the whole state
14. Friends with my friends
15. Nice smile
16. Straight teeth
17. No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
18. Pierced ear(s) if any
19. Not too many tattoos if any
20. Likes to cuddle
21. Likes to party
22. Takes me out
23. Grabs my hand to hold
24. Kisses me unexpectedly
25. Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
26. Has a good job
27. Tells me he misses me when we're not together
28. Makes me laugh
29. Open minded
30. Polite
31. Holds doors for me
32. Opens car doors
33. *Romantic*
34. Likes all type of music
35. Likes going to the movies
36. Talks to his friends about me
37. Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
38. Gives massages without me having to ask
39. Plays with my hair
40. Calls me to just say hi
41. Tries not to argue
42. Apologizes for when he does wrong
43. Says what he's feeling
44. Has a car
45. Has a dog
46. Has a family that likes me
47. Compliments me
48. Is tan
49.Doesn't curse all the time
50. Wants to be with me as much as possible
51. Comes over unexpectedly
52. Wakes me up with a kiss
53. Same age or 3 years at the most older than me
54. *Trustworthy*
55. Patient
56. Likes to shop
57. Has good manners
58. Doesn't smoke
59. Occasionally drinks
60. Athletic
61. Is on time for dates
62. Calls back later when he says he will
63. Lives close to me
64. Wants to meet my family
65. Treats me like a princess
66. Has a cute butt
67. Good kissable lips
68. Good kisser
69. Good memory
70. Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
71. Intelligent
72. Has direction
73. Creative
74. Likes everything about me
75. Committed
76. *My best friend*
77. Respectful
78. Mature
79. Persistent – Hard working
80. Likes walks on the beach
81. Likes just staying home sometimes
82. Writes me songs/poems
83. Likes to dance
84. Has a sexy voice
85. Cooks for me
86. Likes to show me off
87. Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
88. Likes to take pictures
89. Flirts with me in public and in private
90. Puts up with my mood swings
91. Comforts me when I'm sad
92. Doesn't say “sorry” all the time when it's not needed
93. Sticks up for me
94. Likes animals
95. Sends me flowers for no reason
96. Ignores my imperfections
97. Surprises me (good surprises)
98. Doesn't ever yell at me
99. Likes picnics
100. Likes to clean
101. First to say I Love You
102. Listens to me
103. Smells good
104. *Doesn't lie*
105. Likes kids
106. Makes me the center of his world
107. Not in trouble with the law
108. Isn't a goody-goody
109. Doesn't stare at other girls
110. Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
111. Doodles our names on paper
112. Likes to draw
113. Leaves notes on my car
114. Let's me go out with him and his friends
115. Will hang out with me and my friends
116. Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
117. Gets jealous but not too jealous
118. Dependable
119. Doesn't hang up on me
120. Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
121. Calls me cute pet names
122. Isn't conceited
123. Isn't a penny-pincher
124. Likes sports and going to sports events
125. Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
126. Doesn't play mind games
127. Doesn't just think about sex
128. Cares about world issues
129. Doesn't make me cry
130. Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
131. Isn't shy
132. Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
133. Not opinionated
134. Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
135. Can spell

Wally_in_Cincy
01-07-2005, 10:50 AM
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1. 5'8” and taller

135. Can spell
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I got 2 out of 135 /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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111. Doodles our names on paper
112. Likes to draw
113. Leaves notes on my car
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Oh, now I get it. It's the perfect gay guy.

SPetty
01-07-2005, 11:27 AM
So, you just made up a list of your own attributes and characteristics and label it the perfect guy? Good plan! /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Deeman2
01-07-2005, 01:24 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Chopstick:</font><hr> <font color="blue">Guys, this is the short list. There are now adendums and a points system for each item. </font color> /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif


1. 5'8” and taller <font color="blue"> Me. 6'2" </font color>
2. Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes <font color="blue"> Still gotta chance </font color>
3. Handsome <font color="blue"> In some cultures </font color>
4. Muscular <font color="blue">Does "used to be" count? </font color>
5. Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat <font color="blue">Oh Crap! </font color>
6. Good sense of humor <font color="blue"> None better </font color>
7. Dimples <font color="blue"> Where? </font color>
8. Cute laugh <font color="blue"> Demonic, at the least </font color>
9. Sensitive <font color="blue"> I love to feel your pain </font color>
10. *Affectionate* in front of friends <font color="blue"> They had to ask us to get off the table at Thanksgiving </font color>
11. Gives me lots of attention <font color="blue"> As long as she carries my cue case </font color>
12. Outgoing <font color="blue">What do you tink? </font color>
13. Popular but doesn't know the whole state <font color="blue">Not yet anyway </font color>
14. Friends with my friends <font color="blue"> As long as I frisk them first. </font color>
15. Nice smile <font color="blue"> Cheshire Grin </font color>
16. Straight teeth <font color="blue">With all that I have left (not from West Virginia) </font color>
17. No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms) <font color="blue"> So chest hairs is now a bad thing? </font color>
18. Pierced ear(s) if any <font color="blue"> Nope, no sheet metal</font color>
19. Not too many tattoos if any <font color="blue">Not a one </font color>
20. Likes to cuddle <font color="blue"> Oh yes!!! </font color>
21. Likes to party <font color="blue"> Part time <font color="blue"> </font color> </font color>
22. Takes me out <font color="blue">Almost every night </font color>
23. Grabs my hand to hold <font color="blue"> Grabs something of value </font color>
24. Kisses me unexpectedly <font color="blue">Yep!! </font color>
25. Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe <font color="blue"> Does Dead Stroke shirts count?</font color>
26. Has a good job <font color="blue"> Haa, haa, ha, ha,ha,ha </font color>
27. Tells me he misses me when we're not together <font color="blue"> We're never apart </font color>
28. Makes me laugh <font color="blue"> Til it hurts </font color>
29. Open minded <font color="blue"> Some of my best friends are democrats </font color>
30. Polite <font color="blue"> Have not shot an American in many, many years </font color>
31. Holds doors for me <font color="blue"> Every friggin time </font color>
32. Opens car doors <font color="blue">Megga Ditto </font color>
33. *Romantic* <font color="blue">Yes, the pantyhose are just for comfort.. </font color>
34. Likes all type of music <font color="blue"> No Rap, but that's not music</font color>
35. Likes going to the movies <font color="blue"> Yes</font color>
36. Talks to his friends about me <font color="blue">Got in trouble for this one </font color>
37. Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed <font color="blue"> I won't ever tell..</font color>
38. Gives massages without me having to ask <font color="blue">I do, but prefer her to beg.. </font color>
39. Plays with my hair <font color="blue"> Yes siree </font color>
40. Calls me to just say hi <font color="blue"> At least twice a day </font color>
41. Tries not to argue <font color="blue">Does like to argue but not with her </font color>
42. Apologizes for when he does wrong <font color="blue"> O.K I lose this one! </font color>
43. Says what he's feeling <font color="blue"> Too, too often </font color>
44. Has a car <font color="blue"> 1 corvette, 1 pick em up truck </font color>
45. Has a dog <font color="blue"> a Lab, loves to chase lasers </font color>
46. Has a family that likes me <font color="blue"> They like her better than me! </font color>
47. Compliments me <font color="blue">Every time she turns around, she deserves it. </font color>
48. Is tan <font color="blue">Get's mine out of a bottle </font color>
49.Doesn't curse all the time <font color="blue"> Never in front of my lady </font color>
50. Wants to be with me as much as possible <font color="blue">Repeat, we are always together, except in the restroom. </font color>
51. Comes over unexpectedly <font color="blue"> See above </font color>
52. Wakes me up with a kiss <font color="blue"> She does not ever want me to wake her, but I kiss her when I walk away from the bed. </font color>
53. Same age or 3 years at the most older than me <font color="blue"> Close, I have 6 years on her. </font color>
54. *Trustworthy* <font color="blue"> With everything but Santo's cue. </font color>
55. Patient <font color="blue">No </font color>
56. Likes to shop <font color="blue"> No, but she hates it worse than me. </font color>
57. Has good manners <font color="blue"> Eats with all the grace of a French Whore </font color>
58. Doesn't smoke <font color="blue"> Damn, strike three </font color>
59. Occasionally drinks <font color="blue"> Not very often </font color>
60. Athletic <font color="blue"> Not anymore </font color>
61. Is on time for dates <font color="blue"> Early</font color>
62. Calls back later when he says he will <font color="blue"> I think they made the stalker laws on this one for me. </font color>
63. Lives close to me <font color="blue"> within 12 inches </font color>
64. Wants to meet my family <font color="blue"> All dead, perfect in-laws (I didn't kill them!)</font color>
65. Treats me like a princess <font color="blue"> Like a queen bee </font color>
66. Has a cute butt <font color="blue">In 1985!! </font color>
67. Good kissable lips <font color="blue"> Women have written books about my lips </font color>
68. Good kisser <font color="blue"> See above </font color>
69. Good memory <font color="blue"> PI is 3.14159265, my phone number in 1965 was 274-8994, 1970 was 785-2877, her birthday is April 7th, need I say more? </font color>
70. Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc <font color="blue"> Too hot to talk about </font color>
71. Intelligent <font color="blue">Qtek thinks not. </font color>
72. Has direction <font color="blue"> I don't take Viagra, oh. yes, I have direction </font color>
73. Creative <font color="blue"> Look at my tax returns </font color>
74. Likes everything about me <font color="blue"> 45 year old woman, 20 year old body, what do you think? </font color>
75. Committed <font color="blue"> Twice but never convicted.</font color>
76. *My best friend* <font color="blue"> Yes, baby </font color>
77. Respectful <font color="blue">Maybe </font color>
78. Mature <font color="blue">Not a chance </font color>
79. Persistent – Hard working <font color="blue"> for 52 years </font color>
80. Likes walks on the beach <font color="blue"> Rather scuba under </font color>
81. Likes just staying home sometimes <font color="blue"> ONe night a week, that's all I get at home.</font color>
82. Writes me songs/poems <font color="blue"> a Book or two </font color>
83. Likes to dance <font color="blue">This white man can move </font color>
84. Has a sexy voice <font color="blue"> I want a Jelly donut, uh, huh. </font color>
85. Cooks for me <font color="blue"> More tha she cooks for me </font color>
86. Likes to show me off <font color="blue"> Every time </font color>
87. Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel" <font color="blue"> Sexy wife sounds even better </font color>
88. Likes to take pictures <font color="blue"> Again, no charges were ver filed. </font color>
89. Flirts with me in public and in private <font color="blue"> </font color> Yep.
90. Puts up with my mood swings <font color="blue">Yes </font color>
91. Comforts me when I'm sad <font color="blue"> Yes </font color>
92. Doesn't say “sorry” all the time when it's not needed <font color="blue">Uh oh </font color>
93. Sticks up for me <font color="blue"> To the death </font color>
94. Likes animals <font color="blue"> Petin and eatin em </font color>
95. Sends me flowers for no reason <font color="blue"> Alway, and always for a reason </font color>
96. Ignores my imperfections <font color="blue">She has none </font color>
97. Surprises me (good surprises) <font color="blue">Yet, to surprise her wiht "I'm a woman in a Man's body" or anything like that. </font color>
98. Doesn't ever yell at me <font color="blue"> Only when she blew it on the nine. </font color>
99. Likes picnics <font color="blue"> 268 lbs? I guess I do. </font color>
100. Likes to clean <font color="blue"> Well, I con't say yes to this. </font color>
101. First to say I Love You <font color="blue"> Yes, and often (we both do) </font color>
102. Listens to me <font color="blue"> Like she was Ann Coulter naked</font color>
103. Smells good <font color="blue"> Sniff, yea, I guess! </font color>
104. *Doesn't lie* <font color="blue">ONly about my pool game </font color>
105. Likes kids <font color="blue"> Not in a Michael Jackson sort of way but yes. </font color>
106. Makes me the center of his world <font color="blue">She is the geographic center of my universe </font color>
107. Not in trouble with the law <font color="blue">Only at audit time. </font color>
108. Isn't a goody-goody <font color="blue"> Stole a dart set from A &amp;P at age 7... </font color>
109. Doesn't stare at other girls <font color="blue"> Only one </font color> 110. Doesn't talk to other girls more than me <font color="blue"> What other girls? </font color>
111. Doodles our names on paper <font color="blue"> Does magis graphics of her on her horse</font color>
112. Likes to draw <font color="blue"> Two table lengths </font color>
113. Leaves notes on my car <font color="blue">Hell, I pay the note on her car! </font color>
114. Let's me go out with him and his friends <font color="blue"> I don't go places she can't go. Except that thing about the bathroom. </font color>
115. Will hang out with me and my friends <font color="blue">We have the same ones. </font color>
116. Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet <font color="blue">On my computer, in my cue case, on my truck... </font color>
117. Gets jealous but not too jealous <font color="blue"> Sorry, just not the jealous type. Character flaw. </font color>
118. Dependable <font color="blue"> Except on slow roll safeties near the corner pocket. </font color>
119. Doesn't hang up on me <font color="blue"> Never, Never, never... </font color>
120. Calls me babe, sweetie, etc <font color="blue"> Sweetpea, Honey, sweetcheeks, it gets worse from here. </font color>
121. Calls me cute pet names <font color="blue"> Yes</font color>
122. Isn't conceited <font color="blue"> I have little reason to be.</font color>
123. Isn't a penny-pincher <font color="blue"> I throw nickels around like they are man hole covers. </font color>
124. Likes sports and going to sports events <font color="blue"> When I play or she plays </font color>
125. Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win <font color="blue"> even at nine ball and 14.1 </font color>
126. Doesn't play mind games <font color="blue">Been there done that but not with her. </font color>
127. Doesn't just think about sex <font color="blue">Ask her!!! </font color>
128. Cares about world issues <font color="blue"> I present all my previous posts. </font color>
129. Doesn't make me cry <font color="blue"> Not yet.</font color>
130. Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone <font color="blue"> e-mails count?</font color>
131. Isn't shy <font color="blue"> I sang and danced in front of 27,000 people (strangers, I rest my case.) </font color>
132. Has hopes, dreams, and wishes <font color="blue"> Still, despite life. </font color>
133. Not opinionated <font color="blue"> Oh Crap, again. </font color>
134. Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them <font color="blue"> She's the one who hates Chick Films! </font color>
135. Can spell <font color="blue"> Damn, Damn, dam</font color>

Well, I didn't get there but I tried.... <hr /></blockquote>

landshark77
01-07-2005, 01:50 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Deeman2:</font><hr>95. Sends me flowers for no reason
96. Ignores my imperfections
97. Surprises me (good surprises)
98. Doesn't ever yell at me
99. Likes picnics
100. Likes to clean
101. First to say I Love You
102. Listens to me
103. Smells good
104. *Doesn't lie*
105. Likes kids
106. Makes me the center of his world
107. Not in trouble with the law
108. Isn't a goody-goody
109. Doesn't stare at other girls
110. Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
111. Doodles our names on paper
112. Likes to draw
113. Leaves notes on my car
114. Let's me go out with him and his friends
115. Will hang out with me and my friends
116. Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
117. Gets jealous but not too jealous
118. Dependable
119. Doesn't hang up on me
120. Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
121. Calls me cute pet names
122. Isn't conceited
123. Isn't a penny-pincher
124. Likes sports and going to sports events
125. Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
126. Doesn't play mind games
127. Doesn't just think about sex
128. Cares about world issues
129. Doesn't make me cry
130. Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
131. Isn't shy
132. Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
133. Not opinionated
134. Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
135. Can spell <hr /></blockquote>

What happened? Did you give up? /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Deeman2
01-07-2005, 02:19 PM
Nope, I just got called away by my sweetie and accidently hi the wrong key!!!

Deeman
glad computer skills was not listed...

SpiderMan
01-07-2005, 02:24 PM
He's probably afraid that a response to all 135 would open the gates for publication of the next installment. Camel's nose in the tent, you know!

Hey Dee, does Tori read this board, or have you cleverly avoided getting home internet? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

SpiderMan

Deeman2
01-07-2005, 02:49 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SpiderMan:</font><hr> He's probably afraid that a response to all 135 would open the gates for publication of the next installment. Camel's nose in the tent, you know! <font color="blue"> Caught me... /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif If you guys don't behave, I'll do a perfect woman one on Monday...Have a great weekend, I'm gonna go collect a few tournament prizes!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif</font color>

Hey Dee, does Tori read this board, or have you cleverly avoided getting home internet? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif <font color="blue"> She lurks on occasion but never on the non-pool related side.

Deeman
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SpiderMan <hr /></blockquote>