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02-01-2005, 03:07 AM
Bushisms. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.

The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.
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Gayle in MD
02-01-2005, 06:11 AM
Too funny! And to add to these, on the day of the Inauguration Celebations, Cheney was on Imus's show, and when questioned about Iran, he ended his statements with
"We don't want a war in the middle east" LOL
Imus said, "Uh Mr. Vice President, we already have a war in the middle east, right?"

Gayle in Md.

02-01-2005, 08:30 AM
My favorite of all time was a decade ago, from Bill Clinton's surgeon general:

"What we need is safer guns, and safer bullets".

I think she resigned shortly after that public snafu.