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recoveryjones
02-25-2005, 09:29 PM
I recently lost to this Shrimp for some clams and realized to play this game....you don't need mussels. Cod up in all the excitement, I was CARPed in to playin another set and said ok, letís do it, just for the halibut. Bit by a shark twice, whilst playing like a fish, has left this sucker feeling more than a titch CRABby.
RJ

Rod
02-25-2005, 09:49 PM
A 70's song that used ocean creatures. That's what your post reminds me of. Problem is, I don't remember the name of the song. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Rod

GeraldG
02-25-2005, 09:49 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote recoveryjones:</font><hr> I recently lost to this Shrimp for some clams and realized to play this game....you don't need mussels. Cod up in all the excitement, I was CARPed in to playin another set and said ok, letís do it, just for the halibut. Bit by a shark twice, whilst playing like a fish, has left this sucker feeling more than a titch CRABby.
RJ <hr /></blockquote>

That sounds fishy to me. I would have asked my gullfriend about this, but last week I lobster and I never flounder again. So, now I'm sitting on the perch thinking about it...and I think you were being shellfish.

recoveryjones
02-25-2005, 10:21 PM
Thanks Gerald G. Here's some more:

I recently lost to this Shrimp for some clams and realized to play this game....you don't need mussels. Cod up in all the excitement, I was CARPed in to playin another set and said ok, letís do it, just for the halibut. Bit by a shark twice, whilst playing like a fish, has left this sucker feeling more than a titch Crabby. There I was PERCHed on the hill and I FLOUNDERed the match away. Then that greedy shellfish leech asks me to play again, however, momentarily I decided to turtle. Not to be forever outdone, I did some Sole searching and bought some DVDís by the Australian Oyster. Next time I play that shrimp, I'll squish that starfish like a sardine. Eel sea, I'll turn him into shark food.
RJ

GeraldG
02-25-2005, 10:25 PM
Much butter! /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

LARRY_BOY
02-26-2005, 03:49 AM
Tanks.......

dg-in-centralpa
02-26-2005, 06:41 AM
Wet Dreams by Kip Addotta


DG

stickman
02-26-2005, 09:33 AM
You should have ate your oysters. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Rod
02-26-2005, 09:56 AM
The song name is vaguely familiar but the artist name is familiar. Thanks DG

Rod

SPetty
02-26-2005, 04:58 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr> Wet Dreams by Kip Addotta<hr /></blockquote>It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual

Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako

I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole

Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot

I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels

He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
ĎCause he was already on the phone to the cods

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Rod
02-26-2005, 05:10 PM
Yep that was the song. Was that the early day of Rap? LOL

Rod