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recoveryjones
02-26-2005, 01:17 AM
NINE BALL WIZARD
(Sung to The Who’s Pinball Wizard)

When I was a young boy, went to the pool hall
Shorty cracked the diamond, watched the one ball fall
Two to the nine, the shortstop ran em all
Champion of the world one day, I sure play, a mean nine ball

Pa scored me a Brunswick and a Southwest cue
Taught me stun and tops, couldn’t get the screw
Practiced day and night, made ole whitey crawl
Champion of the world one day, I sure play, a mean nine ball

I’m a nine ball wizard, I’m gonna be the best
Like Efren and Mosconi, I- got-ta- pass- the- test
How do get in dead stroke
I don’t choke
It makes me so good

Took the plane to Taiwan, on the world’s stage
Ran rack after rack, kept em in a cage
Should’ve seen me play, standin really tall
Champion of the world, I sure play a mean nine ball

Alex thought he was, the mighty table King
But he just handed, his nine ball crown to me

On the TV table, I beat the worlds best
Like champions before me, I passed the grueling test
Earl, Efren and Alex, yes I crushed em all
I’m champion of the world, I sure play a mean nine ball

Lyrics by, Recovery Jones

Feb. 26th,2005

LARRY_BOY
02-26-2005, 03:47 AM
Nice job Jones.....now just add guitar.

ChuckR
02-26-2005, 06:17 AM
Better be careful with this stuff, or Hollywood will be knocking at your door wanting the movie rights!!!