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dg-in-centralpa
03-06-2005, 12:50 PM
A woman visited a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered the grave news.

"There no easy was to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the wife stared at the mystic woman's lined face and took a few deep breaths to compose herself. Then, meeting the fortune-teller's gaze, she steadied her voice and asked: "Will I be aquitted?"


DG - this is for the women

LARRY_BOY
03-07-2005, 09:37 AM
GOOD ONE DG