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Rich R.
03-22-2005, 04:20 AM
Einstein dies and goes to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you
have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can
you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and
some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear.

Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory
of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
"Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso.

Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with
just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great
artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.

Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed
to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who's Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

Wally_in_Cincy
03-22-2005, 08:13 AM
OK OK

I give up.

It's "nukular"

landshark77
03-22-2005, 08:59 AM
Ah, when did George W. pass away???? /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif

MosconiJr
03-22-2005, 09:32 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote landshark77:</font><hr> Ah, when did George W. pass away???? /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif <hr /></blockquote>
And she's back from Valley Forge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

landshark77
03-22-2005, 09:45 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote MosconiJr:</font><hr> And she's back from Valley Forge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <hr /></blockquote>

Thanx for the welcome wagon, lmao!

Stretch
03-23-2005, 11:52 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote landshark77:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote MosconiJr:</font><hr> And she's back from Valley Forge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <hr /></blockquote>

Thanx for the welcome wagon, lmao! <hr /></blockquote>

I just finished catching up on all the VF happenings. It's awsome to see how the networking and friends have multiplied over the years. There are so many amazing people here!

So nice to see you and all the other folks on the forum back at it. It's been so quiet you could hear a field mouse peeing on a cotton ball. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif St.

Wally_in_Cincy
03-23-2005, 12:11 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Stretch:</font><hr> ... It's awsome to see how the networking and friends have multiplied over the years. There are so many amazing people here!

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Soooo Steeretch-a-mundo ole buddy, When will one of these little get-togethers be attended by a 6'-7" Canook who plays lights-out 9-ball?

September at the US Open would be a good time for your debut.

Barbara
03-23-2005, 12:26 PM
Wally,

You don't want to shock his Canook blood with warm weather in September when he's getting out and readying the dog sled.

I think he'd be better off handling the March weather in the Philly 'burbs.

Barbara

Stretch
03-23-2005, 05:20 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Wally_in_Cincy:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote Stretch:</font><hr> ... It's awsome to see how the networking and friends have multiplied over the years. There are so many amazing people here!

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Soooo Steeretch-a-mundo ole buddy, When will one of these little get-togethers be attended by a 6'-7" Canook who plays lights-out 9-ball?

September at the US Open would be a good time for your debut. <hr /></blockquote>

Ya it's my head that puts the lights out Wally haha. And i'm just a mear 6'5". I don't know about the Open (would be nice!) but i can say with certainty that "THE BIG ONE" is going to be in Vegas next May. That's when my fiance and i are getting Married and Vegas during the BCA Nationals will be the honeymoon. We're going to party, catch the shows, party, play pool, party, do some tours....did i say party? ALL WEEK LONG !!!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Speaking of the desert and Vegas. I SAW SOME GRASS TODAY. Spring is here, can i have a Whaa-Whooo! St.

Wally_in_Cincy
03-24-2005, 07:00 AM
Stretch,

Your wedding pictures can be like Johnny Archer's...

http://www.azbilliards.com/gallery/archerwedding/p8040010.jpg

Stretch
03-24-2005, 01:56 PM
Thanks Wally. Now you got me thinkin! LOL St.

CarolNYC
03-25-2005, 03:51 AM
Hey Stretch,
And where were you,my friend?Are you going to Vegas?
Oh,
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It's been so quiet you could hear a field mouse peeing on a cotton ball. St.
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Could you describe what the sounds like? LMAO
Carol~waiting patiently /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

theinel
03-26-2005, 03:52 AM
W will never see St Peter or the Pearly Gates. He will simply premptively overwhelm them with his "love for life" and use "strategery" to gain higher office (better known as H.E.L.L. the Highest Elective Lobotomy Level) with his everyman wit and wisdom.