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christopheradams
03-25-2005, 06:23 AM
Someone emailed me this and thought it was funny and since it has to do with billiard balls thought I would post it. You probably heard it before like I have but it was still funny to read it again.
Pet Monkey
>
> A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
> while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place, grabs some
> olives off the bar and eats them. The he grabs of the billiard balls,
> sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows
> it whole.
>
> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
> did?"
> "No, what?"
>
> "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything
> in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his
> drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
> then leaves.
>
> Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
> orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
> While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
> cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out,
> and eats it.
>
> Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls
> it out and eats it.
>
> The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey just
> did?" he asks.
>
> "No, What?" replied the man.
>
> "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled
> it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy "He still eats
> everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he
> measures everything first