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06-06-2002, 12:24 PM
1. "That SOB is giving us a bad name!" - ET the Extraterrestrial

2. "What a phony!" - Minnesota Fats

3. "Damn - You send the kids to school and they eat the books." - Albert Einstein

4. "Did you see the run-on sentence that guy used?" - William Faulkner

5. "Virtual schmirtual, rack'em up punk" - Willie Mosconi

6. "Dear Sir, we regret to inform you..." - Mensa

7. "That dude's wacked." - Charles Manson

8. "Quit butchering the English language you ignora-, ignoro-, ignoramo-, you DUMMY." - Mike Tyson

9. "Patrick you're twenty now. I think it's time you moved out of our basement." - Patrick's parents

10. "Not ANOTHER Star Trek convention....geesh, can't we just go to dinner and a movie?" - Patrick's girlfriend

06-06-2002, 12:47 PM
Forgot one..

"Patrick who?" - any professional player

06-06-2002, 01:09 PM
I gotta say this much-some of the sh!t that comes outta his mouth is funny! Oh well, live and let live. For that matter, he helps me keep in touch with Uncle Martin and the Great Gazoo.

Eric >smoked the same sh!t in the 70's

06-06-2002, 01:57 PM
To know him is to love him~~~~~~~Patrick

06-06-2002, 03:34 PM
We all knew a kid like Patrick in High School. He was the nerdy little kid with nads bigger than his head. The only reason his beligerent attitude towards those obviously higher on the food chain was permitted was because kicking his a$$ would put an end to the entertainment value of his presence.