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sack316
05-01-2005, 01:17 AM
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Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,". Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."

Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."

pooltchr
05-01-2005, 04:37 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote sack316:</font><hr> More Sporting Quotes
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Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

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You sure it wasn't Michael Jackson that said that one??? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

All in all, that is a pretty sad commentary on the education that some of these "student" athletes are getting these days.
Steve

PQQLK9
05-01-2005, 04:49 AM
I've got an Accu-Stats tape of a straight pool match between Jimmy Carras and Willie Mosconi and Pat fleming was interviewing Jimmy carras who indicated that he moved to Chicago when he was 14.

Pat then asked Jimmy "how old were you when you were 14" /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

One
05-01-2005, 01:37 PM
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Pat then asked Jimmy "how old were you when you were 14" /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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What did he say after that?

PQQLK9
05-01-2005, 02:41 PM
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Pat then asked Jimmy "how old were you when you were 14" /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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What did he say after that? <hr /></blockquote>
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