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05-06-2005, 12:09 PM
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was
rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under,
the surgeon popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news," says the
surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your
right arm!"

"Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over!

Please Doc, what's the good news?"

"The good news is, I have another one to replace it
with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your
permission before I go ahead with the transplant"

"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play
golf again."

The operation went well and a year later the man was
out on the golf course when he bumped into the

"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the
best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer
touch and my putting has really improved."

"That's great," said the surgeon.

"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting
has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes
and I've even taken up painting landscapes in

"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear
the transplant was such a great success. Are you
having any side effects?"

"Well, just one problem," said the golfer. "Every time
I get an erection, I also get a headache