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05-08-2005, 07:30 AM
A revenuer was hiking the mountains, searching for an illegal still. He came to a house where a small boy was sitting on the porch.
"Hey, Sonny," said the revenuer. "Where's your daddy?"
"He's out in the woods, making moonshine."
"Can you take me out there and show me where he is?"
"Sure, but it will cost you two dollars."
"That's a deal, two dollars. I'll pay you when we get back."
"Pay me now, mister, 'cause you ain't comin' back."