View Full Version : SENIOR DRESS CODE????

06-06-2005, 12:15 PM
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or on the way to 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.

We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals.

2. Spiked hair and bald spots.

3. A pierced tongue and dentures.

4. Miniskirts and support hose.

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.

6. Speedo's and cellulite.

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist.

11. Bikinis and liver spots.

12. Short shorts and varicose veins.

13. In line skates and a walker.

And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks".....................

14. Thongs and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

06-06-2005, 12:28 PM
Ummm Footdoc in the main forum is the fashion expert. I say go ask him. But for future reference you can get your glasses peirced to your nose. (http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20041214.html) /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

06-06-2005, 12:32 PM
"14. Thongs and Depends. " /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif\

15. Scrawny legs and shorts.

06-06-2005, 12:41 PM

A Masterpiece.... /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif


06-06-2005, 04:00 PM
Tom, you sure know how to ruin a guy's day. Now I'll have to
rethink my whole summer wardrobe.
Here's an idea for some aspiring entrepreneur:
"Designer" Depends

06-07-2005, 07:47 PM
Hi Tom,
The best ever I read from your keyboard.I loved it.
Vagabond /ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif

06-07-2005, 08:51 PM
I wish I was creative enough to take credit for the 'dress code' but I have to admit, my Texan brother-in-law is even crazier than me.