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Fran Crimi
06-08-2005, 07:55 PM
- Can you cry under water?

- How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
round?

- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts";? Where's that
extra penny going to?

- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

- What disease did cured ham actually have?

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?

- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby";
when babies wake up like every two hours?

- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?

- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will
they fire you?

- Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in take binoculars to look at things on the
ground?

- How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?

- Why do doctors leave the room while you change?;
They're going to see you naked anyway.

- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does
he/she call?

- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
soup?

- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here, and
drink whatever comes out!"

- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?

- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a song about him?

- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of coconut; why can't he fix a hole in a
boat?

- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours?

- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?

- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

poolturtle
06-08-2005, 08:05 PM
[ QUOTE ]
- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? <hr /></blockquote>

Yes, they will. You can't even go into a restaurant that serves only Pepsi products while you're on the clock or in a Coke uniform. /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

9 Ball Girl
06-08-2005, 08:37 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Fran Crimi:</font><hr>- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?

- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
<hr /></blockquote>Dammit Fran, you got me! /ccboard/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Voodoo Daddy
06-08-2005, 09:10 PM
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


{Voodoo calls Johnson &amp; Johnson and says " She's on to you"}
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hawk
06-08-2005, 10:45 PM
Why is it a hemorhoid and not a asteroid?

CarolNYC
06-09-2005, 02:12 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
round?
<hr /></blockquote>
LMAO, Oh, I know you DO NOT buy packaged cold cuts????????? /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Also, why do we drive on a PARKway and park in a DRIVEway?

If the plural of HOUSE is HOUSES, whats the plural of MOUSE?????

And if there was no BAD in this world, how would we know what GOOD was?

Take care!
Carol /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Rich R.
06-09-2005, 02:43 AM
These certainly qualify as "Things that make you go Hmmmmm?"

Gayle in MD
06-09-2005, 03:58 AM
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
/ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

hondo
06-09-2005, 06:22 AM
Just what IS Goofy? This has had me puzzled
for years.

9 Ball Girl
06-09-2005, 06:31 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote hawk:</font><hr> Why is it a hemorhoid and not a asteroid? <hr /></blockquote>Why is it hernia? Should it not be hisnia?

Why is it menstruation? Should it not be womenstruation?

The list goes on and on and on...

dg-in-centralpa
06-09-2005, 07:25 AM
Very good Fran. These are for people more intellectual than I.

DG - hmmm...

SpiderMan
06-09-2005, 09:17 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Fran Crimi:</font><hr>
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
<hr /></blockquote>
Hmmm ... is Italian sausage made from Guinea pigs? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

SpiderMan