Fran Crimi
06-08-2005, 07:55 PM
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts";? Where's that
extra penny going to?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby";
when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will
they fire you?
- Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in take binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
- How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change?;
They're going to see you naked anyway.
- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does
he/she call?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
soup?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here, and
drink whatever comes out!"
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a song about him?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of coconut; why can't he fix a hole in a
boat?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
- How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts";? Where's that
extra penny going to?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby";
when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will
they fire you?
- Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in take binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
- How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change?;
They're going to see you naked anyway.
- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does
he/she call?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
soup?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here, and
drink whatever comes out!"
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a song about him?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of coconut; why can't he fix a hole in a
boat?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?