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9 Ball Girl
06-15-2005, 01:42 PM
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own Funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

Ace
06-15-2005, 01:45 PM
Now that's funny...I don't care who you wished you were.

Vagabond
06-16-2005, 04:44 PM
Hey 9Ball girl,u made me laugh.Cheers
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Drop1
06-16-2005, 06:48 PM
The proctologist left early.

SpiderMan
06-16-2005, 08:15 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr> The proctologist left early. <hr /></blockquote>

A cheeky response.

SpiderMan

9 Ball Girl
06-17-2005, 09:13 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr> The proctologist left early. <hr /></blockquote>Poor proctologists. They're the butt of all jokes. Parum pum!