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dg-in-centralpa
07-13-2005, 07:15 PM
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

DG

9 Ball Girl
07-13-2005, 08:09 PM
And now you can understand why it is that I don't understand women.

Wendy<---thinks like a man!

Nightstalker
07-13-2005, 08:11 PM
Too many damn mind games!!!

dg-in-centralpa
07-14-2005, 04:15 AM
I thought of you when I posted this. Hope your luck gets better.

DG

9 Ball Girl
07-14-2005, 04:57 AM
It's funny 'cause I had a boyfriend who fits this post. If he was obviously bothered or angry or whatever and I'd ask him what was wrong, the answer I would get would be "nothing". Then he'd get pissed off that I wouldn't pursue it.

Haven't they taught us that Yes means yes and No means No? Well then Nothing means nothing.

Wendy<---Hates mind games, running in circles, beating around the bush, etc...