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dg-in-centralpa
07-16-2005, 07:37 AM
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

DG

Voodoo Daddy
07-17-2005, 02:42 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr> 8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. DG <hr /></blockquote>

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. There was a postman that came to our room often &lt;now retired&gt;. I would ask him if his gun collection was inna good place every week, always went over his head...LMFAO!!!

Leviathan
07-17-2005, 05:11 AM
Voodoo--Do you remember the postman scenes in Three Days of the Condor? (I enjoyed Max von Sydow as Joubert.)

--AS

dg-in-centralpa
07-17-2005, 06:57 AM
That was an excellent movie. Max was perfectly cast.

DG

dg-in-centralpa
07-17-2005, 06:59 AM
Why does that not surprise me. I know alot of postmen here and quite a bunch don't seem to have any intelligence. I try to stay friendly with them.

DG