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rackmup
06-17-2002, 07:12 AM
On the heels of the following news...:

<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr>Ms. Stewart has come under scrutiny for her sale of thousands of shares of ImClone Systems on Dec. 27, the day before the company's stock fell on news that the Food and Drug Administration had turned down an application for approval of its cancer drug, Erbitux.

Organizers said the event was not postponed because of the controversy surrounding Ms. Stewart's financial dealings.
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...Martha Stewart Billiards, Inc. announces:

The MARTHA STEWART BILLIARDS Insider Trading Sale!

<ul type="square"> All cues are 50% off!
All accessories are 75% off!
All FDA non-approved cancer fighting drugs are 90% off!
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<font color=red>This sale is for two days only! Doors open at 10AM! First come, first served!</font color=red>

NO RAINCHECKS. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. CASH ONLY!

Hurry before the Feds get here!

Kato
06-17-2002, 08:03 AM
I wanna send money. Can't I just send money? Pour Martha, she and her business partner in the billiard industry, Ken, must be devestated. All will bounce back.

Kato~~~all is forgiven.

06-17-2002, 04:07 PM
Let me know when she starts auctioning her tree peonies....