View Full Version : Are you a real cowboy?

09-11-2005, 01:50 PM
an old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs
and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping
his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her
drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real
cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on
the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I
am." After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied,
"I've never been on a ranch. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when
I eat, shower, watch TV, I dream of having sex with women, everything
makes me think of women." A short while later she left and the
cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and
asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I always thought I was," he
answered, "but I just found out that I'm a damn lesbian."