george w. bush

[hondo]

Bush, Cheney & an aide were sitting around talking.
George: " Dick, let's start World WarIII. We could
kill 145 million Muslims and one blonde with large
breasts."
Aide: " Why kill a blonde with large breasts?"
George: " See, Dick, I told you nobody cares how
many Muslims we kill."

[moblsv]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by
saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'


"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"



His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and
asks..........''How many is a brazillion ??!'