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9 Ball Girl
10-27-2005, 06:49 AM
A family is at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of
boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's
three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter said,

"Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well
dear, a man goes through three phases."
"In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and
hard."

"In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable."

"After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Gayle in MD
10-28-2005, 01:15 AM
AH HA HA HA HA, good one...