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nAz
10-30-2005, 03:38 PM
will you marry me?

DebraLiStarr
10-30-2005, 07:28 PM
Well... first off nAz, may I say that you have caught me completely by surprise... /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Now...
Though I am extremely flattered by your marriage proposal - the truth is that I am currently involved with someone that has yet to utter those precious words that every girl longs to hear - That bastard!

Anyway...

I shall bring this proposal to his attention in hopes that it sparks a little fire under his ass and let him know that I have offers elsewhere - and that someone else has asked for my hand in marriage...

Which brings me back to you

Wendy has brought up some things that concern me...

Something about me getting filthy fourths and fifths and it kind of gave me the ooookies... know what I mean? Nothing personal, but she says you're a.... You're a HO. I have no use use for a Ho...

Now maybe she's telling the truth... or maybe she is just saying this so she can keep you away from me (I know you cant help it)and maybe... just maybe ... she is saving you for herself (she deserves filthy fourths - that B word)

But like I said

I can't right now - I'm sort of spoken for - sorry nAzee

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(ummm... BTW... What prompted this proposal???)

Vagabond
10-30-2005, 08:03 PM
Hey 2 Ball nAz,
Will I be your Best Man!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif

nAz
10-30-2005, 10:01 PM
Well what Wendy wrote was once true about me, but I have not been that person since 2000 when I finally grew up. I'm not proud nor am I disgusted about how I was, It's what I am now that matters. :/

I hope when you tell your "old man" my genuine proposal it does motivate him... how ever if he has not asked you already then he must not be the right person for you.

what prompted me to ask? I guess reading all your past post and how you handled yourself, how you tell it like it is made me think that you would make a great wife... that and those cute pics of you.

oh well I'll just sit back and wait till the guy your with blows it. /ccboard/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

nAz
10-30-2005, 10:03 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Vagabond:</font><hr> Hey 2 Ball nAz,
Will I be your Best Man!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif <hr /></blockquote>

since your the first to ask, yes but Debra has just shot me down so... /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif

BTW i can now consistently run 3 balls. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

wolfdancer
10-30-2005, 10:16 PM
nAz, what's yer secret?...ya gots these two wimmen folk ready to do battle over you...hair pullen, nail scratchen, teeth bitten...mud and jello wresling...
Are you a serial killer?...wimmen seem to be attracted to them,an get married to them, even though there's no conjugling allowed on death row.

nAz
10-30-2005, 10:18 PM
I was a stunt [censored] in a few porno flicks in the late 90s. /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

wolfdancer
10-30-2005, 10:25 PM
Seymour nAz...I remember you....
you could have been the best...but it's a game of inches...as they say

nAz
10-30-2005, 10:36 PM
bahahahaha

ya I was good but that botched circumcision ruined my professional career. /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Sid_Vicious
10-31-2005, 08:22 AM
"what prompted me to ask? I guess reading all your past post and how you handled yourself, how you tell it like it is made me think that you would make a great wife... that and those cute pics of you."

Yea right! It was the mentholated lozenges, you don't fool me. Got my heart(or something /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif )right away...sid

sack316
10-31-2005, 10:57 AM
anyone else have Kenny Chesney's "You had me at hello" running through your head?

9 Ball Girl
10-31-2005, 12:04 PM
nAz, nAz, nAz. Isn't it too early in the season for you to be in heat? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Deb - Yes, nAz is a manwhore and I think he's just lookin' for a place, know what I mean? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

DebraLiStarr
10-31-2005, 12:16 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr> nAz, nAz, nAz. Isn't it too early in the season for you to be in heat? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Deb - Yes, nAz is a manwhore and I think he's just lookin' for a place, know what I mean? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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I know what you mean... its getting colder and he's looking for a warm place to put it...

Now you listen to me, nAzee

Wendy is being honest with me... but I think I have found your dreamgirl!!!

Would you mind moving to Columbus, Georgia???

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I think we have a match made in heaven (or hell)!!!

9 Ball Girl
10-31-2005, 12:27 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote DebraLiStarr:</font><hr> Would you mind moving to Columbus, Georgia??? <hr /></blockquote>Doh!

Chopstick
10-31-2005, 01:28 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr> will you marry me? <hr /></blockquote>
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote DebraLiStarr:</font><hr> those precious words that every girl longs to hear <hr /></blockquote>

<font color="blue">The words that every girl will eventually say. </font color>

<blockquote><font class="small">Quote DebraLiStarr:</font><hr>

- That bastard!

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<font color="blue">I skipped the whole marriage thing. I just went out and found a woman I didn't like and bought her a house. </font color> /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<font color="blue">No, seriously the best relationship you can have with a woman is to be "the other guy". He's the one that's having all the fun and he doesn't even have to take out the garbage or cut the grass. Have you ever heard a woman say my other guy is a no good lazy so and so. Of course not. </font color>

ChopStick~~~&gt; Don't have a steady man? Go get one. Then we'll talk /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

nAz
10-31-2005, 02:28 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Sid_Vicious:</font><hr> "what prompted me to ask? I guess reading all your past post and how you handled yourself, how you tell it like it is made me think that you would make a great wife... that and those cute pics of you."

Yea right! It was the mentholated lozenges, you don't fool me. Got my heart(or something /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif )right away...sid
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what can i say. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

nAz
10-31-2005, 02:29 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr> nAz, nAz, nAz. Isn't it too early in the season for you to be in heat? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Deb - Yes, nAz is a manwhore and I think he's just lookin' for a place, know what I mean? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Hey Hey hey!


Baby it's cold out side

nAz
10-31-2005, 02:32 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote DebraLiStarr:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr> nAz, nAz, nAz. Isn't it too early in the season for you to be in heat? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Deb - Yes, nAz is a manwhore and I think he's just lookin' for a place, know what I mean? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I know what you mean... its getting colder and he's looking for a warm place to put it...

Now you listen to me, nAzee

Wendy is being honest with me... but I think I have found your dreamgirl!!!

Would you mind moving to Columbus, Georgia???

/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I think we have a match made in heaven (or hell)!!! <hr /></blockquote>

Sounds like my type of girl... 4 years ago /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

errr is she asian and smart?

nAz
10-31-2005, 02:33 PM
<hr /></blockquote>

<font color="blue">I skipped the whole marriage thing. I just went out and found a woman I didn't like and bought her a house. </font color> /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Rotf lol

DebraLiStarr
10-31-2005, 02:47 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>
errr is she asian and smart?
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well.....

she's asian....

Big_Jon
11-01-2005, 12:10 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote DebraLiStarr:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>
errr is she asian and smart?
<hr /></blockquote>

well.....

she's asian....

<hr /></blockquote>

/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
LOL, That got me tickled /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

ROFLMMFAO,

Jon

SplinterHands
11-01-2005, 07:22 AM
Are you freaking crazy!