View Full Version : No Sex since 1955

11-12-2005, 05:24 PM

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There
was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies
in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to
be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just
serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of

The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a
lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up
a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last
time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to
chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I
mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact

voice, "You think so? It's only 2130 now."