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dg-in-centralpa
11-13-2005, 04:18 PM
AP and UPI reported that after the rioting in Paris, the French
government today raised its terror alert level from RUN, to HIDE on
their four level danger scale. The two higher French danger levels are
Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a fire
yesterday, which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing their military according to informed sources. "


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Deeman3
11-14-2005, 06:44 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr>
AP and UPI reported that after the rioting in Paris, the French
government today raised its terror alert level from RUN, to HIDE on
their four level danger scale. The two higher French danger levels are
Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a fire
yesterday, which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing their military according to informed sources. "


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DG:

Now that is funny.... </font color>

catscradle
11-14-2005, 08:22 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr>
AP and UPI reported that after the rioting in Paris, the French
government today raised its terror alert level from RUN, to HIDE on
their four level danger scale. The two higher French danger levels are
Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a fire
yesterday, which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing their military according to informed sources. "


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LOL...

supergreenman
11-14-2005, 10:57 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr>
AP and UPI reported that after the rioting in Paris, the French
government today raised its terror alert level from RUN, to HIDE on
their four level danger scale. The two higher French danger levels are
Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a fire
yesterday, which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing their military according to informed sources. "


DG /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif <hr /></blockquote>

Perhaps they'll send thier military to go bomb another Greenpeace boat so they can save face as a nation.

wolfdancer
11-14-2005, 11:04 AM
Now, that thar ain't nice.
As someone who has seen the view from both the Empire State building, and the Eiffel Tower, who has visited both Times Square, and Place Pigalle....I feel like I should say something nice about the French....but can't think of anything at the present.
Sure the've had some bad luck, upsets really, in their last few conflicts....haven't had a winning team since they lost coach Lafayette....but these things go in streaks.
Let's not forget the many contributions and inventions that the French have made, that enable us to enjoy life.
Here's one that has even saved lives:
web page (http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Soixante_20Neuf_20Snorkel)

dg-in-centralpa
11-14-2005, 03:39 PM
Finally something useful from the French.

DG