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Mrs_DG
11-21-2005, 07:23 PM
from an e-mail I received...don't let this happen to you!

One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my little sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick on her. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. She knew my sis was preparing her very first Thanksgiving dinner and was very nervous about how it would turn out.

When my sister left, mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and then pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, " Oh My God, Susan, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Happy Turkey Day!
Mrs DG

Gayle in MD
11-23-2005, 11:27 PM
Was she by any chance, a blond? LOL.....too funny /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Gayle....

wolfdancer
11-24-2005, 10:20 PM
neat story!!!