View Full Version : Winter Wonderland.... Oklahoma

12-15-2005, 06:57 PM
Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Eastern Oklahoma.
It is so beautiful here. The rolling hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them covered with snow.
This is God's Country. I love it here!

Oct. 14 - Oklahoma is beautiful. The leaves are
turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades of red
and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling
hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful. Â Certainly they are the
most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise¦ I love it here!

Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the
very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will

snow soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white,
just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned
the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway.
We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by,
we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place.
Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I love Oklahoma!

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again (that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway,
but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it - and we made
a snowman out of it! A winter wonderlandand¦ I love it here!

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of
the driveway to get to work on time! I'm exhausted
from shoveling. Damn that snowplow!

Dec. 22 - More of that white crap fell last night.
I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think
the snowplow man hides around the corner and waits
until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the jerk!
You should see our heating bills!

Dec. 25 - "White Christmas" my busted ass! More friggin™ snow.
If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplow,
I swear I'll break the bastard's nose. Don't know why they don't use
more salt on the roads to melt this friggin™ ICE!

Dec. 28 - More white sh*t last night. Been inside since
Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway
every time "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go
anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of frozen snow.
The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the
sh*t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full
of snow 10" is?

Jan. 1 - Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong AGAIN.
We got two feet of the white sh*t this time. At this rate it won't melt
before the Fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the
jerk had the balls to come to OUR door and ask to borrow MY shovel.
After I told him I've broken six shovels already, shoveling all the sh*t
he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his damn head!

Jan. 8 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran
in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about
$3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts
ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all
last November.

Mar. 22 - Took the car to the garage in town.
Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all
that damn salt they keep dumping all over the road?
Car looks like a piece of sh*t!!

April. 10 - Moved back to Guam. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to leave!