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wolfdancer
12-23-2005, 05:04 PM
ICE FISHING

A blonde had all her life wantedto go ice fishng
She'd seen many books on the subject, and
finally getting all the necessary tools together, she
made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to
make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the
sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE
ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the
ice, poured a thermos of Spot coffee, and began to cut
yet another hole. Again from the heaven the voice
bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The
blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the
opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once
more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE
ICE." She
stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you,
Lord?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF
THE ICE RINK."

Chopstick
12-24-2005, 10:19 AM
/ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Here's an oldie but goodie. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Ice Fishing (http://www.redneck.org/pix/herefishyfishy.mpg)

Nostroke
12-24-2005, 03:33 PM
Even when i slow it down that looks real to me.

Barbara
12-24-2005, 03:55 PM
I love that one!!!

Merry Christmas Chopstick!!

Barbara