06-29-2002, 01:48 AM
Sheeesh...My local tournament has banned me from their tourneys, in my opinion, unfairly. You see, years ago I lost my right arm in a bizarre accident. No worries though, I am blessed to be alive and have come to terms with my disposition (I'm or, more appropriately, was right handed!).
At any rate, my engineering background and somewhat generous employer gave me the resources to develop an electrically operated firing mechanism that mimics an absolutely straight stroke. Of course I made it to fit firmly in my prosthetic half arm! I realize this story is leading to "unbelievable" proportions, but, this device took about 3 years to get "right", and even at that, me shooting left handed and using the crutch gets about the same results. Hopefully I can get my hands on a digital camera or scanner to post some pics. It's a bit cumbersome, with wires and large battery and the foot pedal trigger to lug around the table (hmmm, 12 feet electrical cables would be a nice addition to the enginnering plans). For those who are curious, the stick itself is only a shaft attached to an aluminum body. Imagine a large solenoid (the part that operates power door locks in a car) mechanism with a stick at the end and that's it. My stance is the same of the typical player, same position, same aiming technique. Very prototype-ish and not yet ready for the masses!
Well, whatever you want to call it, I and "it" entered an 8 ball tournament at the bar and won my first game. All hell broke loose. "Unfair!" cried the loser. Maybe so I think, but, my opponent knew what he was up against before the game started. If he had any objections to my handicap, it should have been raised before the game started. Agree? and besides, I put up with a fair amount of ridicule prior to the game. Me thinks, dude was a sore loser....Consequently, bar owner said I cannot use the bionic stroker. Is this really fair? As far as I know, I am the only armless poolplayer around these parts of the country. (None of this really matters, because I regularly play opposite handed.)
Lefty
At any rate, my engineering background and somewhat generous employer gave me the resources to develop an electrically operated firing mechanism that mimics an absolutely straight stroke. Of course I made it to fit firmly in my prosthetic half arm! I realize this story is leading to "unbelievable" proportions, but, this device took about 3 years to get "right", and even at that, me shooting left handed and using the crutch gets about the same results. Hopefully I can get my hands on a digital camera or scanner to post some pics. It's a bit cumbersome, with wires and large battery and the foot pedal trigger to lug around the table (hmmm, 12 feet electrical cables would be a nice addition to the enginnering plans). For those who are curious, the stick itself is only a shaft attached to an aluminum body. Imagine a large solenoid (the part that operates power door locks in a car) mechanism with a stick at the end and that's it. My stance is the same of the typical player, same position, same aiming technique. Very prototype-ish and not yet ready for the masses!
Well, whatever you want to call it, I and "it" entered an 8 ball tournament at the bar and won my first game. All hell broke loose. "Unfair!" cried the loser. Maybe so I think, but, my opponent knew what he was up against before the game started. If he had any objections to my handicap, it should have been raised before the game started. Agree? and besides, I put up with a fair amount of ridicule prior to the game. Me thinks, dude was a sore loser....Consequently, bar owner said I cannot use the bionic stroker. Is this really fair? As far as I know, I am the only armless poolplayer around these parts of the country. (None of this really matters, because I regularly play opposite handed.)
Lefty