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dg-in-centralpa
01-08-2006, 03:43 PM
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"

The fellow said "No",

She said "You will be when the tide comes in!"

wolfdancer
01-09-2006, 04:04 PM
Aw now, that's in bad form......I think we need Mrs DG to start approving yer jokes before...
I liked it though

Cueless Joey
01-09-2006, 04:06 PM
ahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

CarolNYC
01-10-2006, 04:17 AM
Thanks for the laugh,Duane
I can't!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Carol

SPetty
01-10-2006, 10:24 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs <font color="blue">and people called him Sandy</font color>.

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She said "You will be when the tide comes in!" <font color="blue">and people will call him Bob</font color>. <hr /></blockquote>

dg-in-centralpa
01-10-2006, 02:19 PM
Very good!

DG

CarolNYC
01-11-2006, 03:57 AM
Spetty,Spetty,Spetty......... /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

pooltchr
01-11-2006, 06:15 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SPetty:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs <font color="blue">and people called him Sandy</font color>.

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She said "You will be when the tide comes in!" <font color="blue">and people will call him Bob</font color>. <hr /></blockquote> <hr /></blockquote>

When they pull him out of the water and lay him on the porch to dry out, they will call him Mat.

Of course, they could hang him up on a wall to dry out and call him Art.

Steve