View Full Version : Side Effects of Viagra

01-12-2006, 08:46 AM
All night Jim had been bragging to his bowling buddies about what he'd like to do with his wife when she returned from a week-long business trip. Billy, a pharmacist, told him to stop by the store and he'd "fix him up" with a couple of sample packs of Viagra. "Take one pill Friday night, before you pick her up at the airport", he instructed.

Saturday morning, Billy looked up from his work to see Jim limping into the pharmacy, with bloodshot eyes, dragging one leg.

"Where's the Ben-Gay?", asked Jim.

"Why, what happened?"

Jim eased behind the counter and carefully lowered his pants and underwear. His pecker was scratched, bruised, and bent, and sported a couple of band-aids.

"Jesus!", said Billy, "I don't know what you've done, but Ben-Gay is the last thing you want to put on that!"

"It's for my arms!!!!" "I took two, and the wife's still snowed in at Washington National!"


01-12-2006, 10:05 AM
LMAO...this is extremly funny...

01-12-2006, 11:40 AM
LOL, very funny. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif