Billiards Lingo

[punkfreq29]

Hi there, my friends and I are in a Billiards Club at my highschool and we are making t-shirts. I thought it would be funny to put an extremely confusing sentence of different pool terms and "lingo" on it, then put another sentence explaining what it means. Can anyone think of a good sentence using a bunch of terms, real or slang (clean though) to do this with? it would be most appreciated. Also, please include what it means! <font color="red"> </font color>

[Billy_Bob]

http://www.sfbilliards.com/jargon.html

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.billiard/browse_frm/thread/7ce05328819fc25d/63ace8be17beeaf9?q=billy+bob+gambling&amp;rnum=1#63ace 8be17beeaf9

[punkfreq29]

thanks a lot!