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01-16-2006, 05:39 PM
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las
Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned
home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed
their vacation.

The first guy says, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we
got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all night & I
haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy says, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack the
whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers, 'Hit
me light or hit me hard!' and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

The third guy says, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played the
slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore
dick and an ass full of quarters!"


01-17-2006, 09:10 AM
Dg, I see where the mighty Hershey Bears are only in second place....and I liked the choices on their website
Would you like to see a blog here:
what is a blog?
And it wouldn't even let me check the last two choices
Where else though can you go to a sporting event, and have the Amish as vendors, selling goat's milk fudge?
(Could happen)

01-17-2006, 08:47 PM
I went to see them on Sunday. They played like a team in the cellar. Two or three soft goals, no spark in their skating, no nothing except 6 fights. The first came within the first two minutes of the start of the game. I'm going to see them again this weekend, hopefully they will do better.